You know, as you grow older, you begin to realize something. You see, my wife left me for some teenager who had literally delivered our pizza before. My best friend then decided to abandon me because he let a couple low-life drunkards get to his head. My brother let his girlfriend drunkenly drive with their nine-year-old son in the backseat…they got into an accident and now my nephew is hospitalized.

With the passing of my life, misfortune after misfortune, I’ve come to the unfortunate conclusion about our reality…

TAXATION IS THEFT