I want someone to give me flowers a card and a lobster dinner for Valentine's Day. Instead I'll probably buy myself a chocolate bar and cook shrimp scampi

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I want someone to give me flowers a card and a lobster dinner for Valentine’s Day. Instead I’ll probably buy myself a chocolate bar and cook shrimp scampi alone. Again. 😖

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Yo yo yo any HORSEHUNG wild rough and ready STREETNIGGERS wanna come through the alligator fuckhouse and slammy my backclammy in Miami while eating a MOONS OVER MY HAMMY?

I’ve got a $50 Denny’s card some tina fresh pig sweat poppers and a need — a need for SEED.

HMU
CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III

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