The “free rent for female companionship” ads are tempting but I’m pretty sure at least half are serial killers.
Yo yo yo any HORSEHUNG wild rough and ready STREETNIGGERS wanna come through the alligator fuckhouse and slammy my backclammy in Miami while eating a MOONS OVER MY HAMMY?
I’ve got a $50 Denny’s card some tina fresh pig sweat poppers and a need — a need for SEED.
HMU CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III
Try to carve me, and ill fucken cut yer face off 🔪🎃
🎃 PumpKil King of the pumpkins 🎃
