I identify with being an NFL player. But the damn team wouldn’t let me on the field.

I also identify with being a astronaut . But NASA wouldn’t let me in the shuttle.

I identify with being a big banker. But that Jew Jamie Dimon wouldn’t give me the money.

I identify with being President of the United States. But they wouldn’t let me in the Whitehouse. (Or is it Whorehouse?)

It’s DISCRIMINATION. I’m identity fluid.

I’m looking for a good lawyer (if there is such a thing) to sue, sue and sue!!!!
I want my rights!