I’m a man. When I pee, whether at my house or in a public john, I pee into the water, or the side of the rim if I don’t want to make any noise. At public restrooms, guys pee all over the seat and onto the floor. So are men just f****** slobs? I mean – why do guys do that? Ladies, do you pull down your pants and then wag your a** so the pee goes all over the floor?