(25f) My girlfriend is dumb as rocks. I love her, but geez. Any time anyone in the house does anything even slightly unusual she'll be like "Hahaha what??

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(25f) My girlfriend is dumb as rocks. I love her, but geez. Any time anyone in the house does anything even slightly unusual she’ll be like “Hahaha what?? Why?” If she were younger and it was 2005 she’d definitely be saying “OmG that’s so RANDOM”, like… constantly. Girl, stop questioning things. Just accept what’s going on. Que sera sera.

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THE ANNUAL HALLOWEEN FAGBASH IN THE GAY VILLAGE

When? 7:00pm-4:00am
Where? The Gay Village!
Price? FREE!

Acceptable costume ideas:
Jewish Rabbi
Avatar
Blackface
Adolf Hitler
A nazi

Unacceptable costume ideas:
Gay men
Justin Trudeau
Donald Trump
Palestinin scum
Lesbians

JPR aka jewish Propaganda Recordings and Santasquad100

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