I can't wait for 2nd American Civil War to break out so California, Oregon, and Washington can finally separate from the Unstable States of AmeriKKKa and

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I can’t wait for 2nd American Civil War to break out so California, Oregon, and Washington can finally separate from the Unstable States of AmeriKKKa and become its own sovereign nation. We don’t need the rest of the continent weighing us down anymore. We have the most creative talents, smartest scientists and engineers, the best doctors and our agricultural production is superior to all the other states who are consistently freeloading off of us like Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania, and Georgia. I’m sick and tired of us carrying the load for the other States who doesn’t understand the benefits of progressive ideas, localized economies, and how our way of critical thinking creates sustainability for our citizens. #CascadianNation

New Confession

My nine year old son asked for my used pa+nties, and he wore them to school. I had been with a bo+yfriend that afternoon and my pant+ies were delicate see-through lilac fabric. When my son had put them on, he went to school with an er+ect+ion like he had a log in his pants. When he comes home, I’ll give him a ‘completion mass+age.’

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