I haven’t had s** in 8 months. Mostly because my last three girlfriends were stupid beautiful as well as smart, funny, great in bed and just really good people. I refuse to date someone who isn’t as attractive as my last three girlfriends. If I hold out, it’ll be worth it. I apologize to those with asymmetrical faces, big noses, flat behinds (that’s the worst) or who are dull and stupid and boring.