Hey, would you please come over here and climb into bed with me and I’ll kiss you and squeeze you and tickle you and get us both turned on, then I’ll play with your kitty and then you’ll tell me to f*** you and I’ll f*** you really, really well, all over the bed, from the front, from the back, from the side and we’ll do it until midnight until finally collapsing next to each other, panting and saying “WOAH! That was gooooood…” while the moon comes in the window. And then I’ll make you a snack and come back to bed and feed it to you and touch your hair and kiss you softly and before you know it we’re both turned on again…