I want to have s** with everyone, female, that is. I want tall, short, skinny, obese, hippies, conservatives, older, younger, grouches, mouses, subs, doms, black as charcoal and pale as chalk, Asian, Indian, White, Pakistani, Puerto Rican. I want no t*** and I want 46DDD hangers, I want a bony little a** and I want a f****** 500-pound mama to roll around with. I want a body builder and I want a typical American obese mall mom.

I want them all today. Meantime I haven’t had s** in 5 months and folks, I’m getting hungry! Spring is here and all the ladies with their boing-boing jiggle-jiggle selves are out! Look out, ladies! Here I come. But respectfully. Wish me luck xoxox