I used to be young and hot, both men and women for example would stop me on the street in NYC and ask about my hair or for my digits and so many people wanted to go to bed with me, women would corner me at parties, one time I went to bed with two at the same time. Now I am over 50 and nobody pays the slightest attention to me when I walk into a room, into a store or down the street despite stylish dress, working out 6 days a week, seeing to my hair, and so forth. It is one of the most fucked-up things of life that we have to age and aged humans are like rotting meat, you literally decay before the world’s eyes. My mother lives in an assisted living facility and you go there and see these repelling, walking corpses who used to be young and beautiful and coveted, and now they are all horrifying to look at and to talk to and forget about sitting at table with them for a meal, it’s like the Night Of the Living Dead. Enjoy your youth, kids, because when it’s gone, no matter how much plastic surgery you get or planks or pilates you do, it is a different world, and not a friendly one.