I’m in literal agony watching my life pass me by one day at a time, knowing I have missed the boat on having a relationship with a woman. I’m nearly 40 with no relationship experience, which is enough of a red flag, but I’m also too shy. I will never experience intimacy and I’m a total p3rvert and creep. I’m confident that someone as intelligent and beautiful as JoAnna Freeland would instantly dump me like the traash I am, and I don’t blame her one bit.
