I hate that ad for super soft sleep ranker, the 2 idiots in the shot look super ugly dumbo clowns like worsel gummblerodge witches. the pillows look

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I hate that ad for super soft sleep ranker, the 2 idiots in the shot look super ugly dumbo clowns like worsel gummblerodge witches. the pillows look useless and that pod and eye and mist stuff and coils for the pillows to smell nicer and all look overpriced AT JUST $4 MILLION DOLLARS, YES THAT IS RIGHT $4 BUT WE WILL GIVE IT TO FREE TRAIL AND 30 DAY BACK OFFER NOW IF YOU CALL THIS NUMBER AND SAVE UP 2CENTS , the ad shows 2 fat couple who look like they want to have s** together on the set also. and they have all these shots of people trying the bed and wrecking balls hitting the bed and LOOK WE PUT IT TO THE ULTIMATE TEST, WE EVEN HAD SIX RAPISTS FROM A BIKEY GROUP G******** OUR PRODUCERS AND STOLE OUR JEWELLERY HOUR SHOW HOSTS TO HOLD HOSTAGE AS WELL WITH THE WRECKING BALL AND THE SCARECROW WITCH BE RAPED SIMULATANEOUSLY FOR 500 HOURS AND A TRIP TRUCK FROM THE GARBAGE DISPOSALE UNIT THROW AT LEAST 1000 KG OF DUMPED RUBBISH ON THEM AND THEY STILL SLEPT GREAT WITH OUR NEW IMPORVED BED AND WAIT , THAT IS NOT ALL, WE ALSO ADDED A WIG MADE OF HORSE POO AND PEROANALLY PAINTED SNOT FROM BRAT PITTS PRIVATE USED UNWASHED P****** COLLECTION IN FOR THE PACKAGE SO YOU GET A GREAT SLEEP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT SAY GOOD BY TO WORRY ABOUT SLEEP EVER AGAIN AFTER YOU SEE OUR AD. EVEN HOMELESS PEOPLE APPRECIATE HOMELESNESS OVER ALL OTHER BRANDS THEN OURS. WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR DIVE IN NOW, LIMITED OFFER ONLY. AND WE WILL ADD A FREE USED MAFIA COLLECTION OF STABBED BLOOD STAINED KNIVES. CALL NOW. DON’T WAIT. SLEEP FASTER AND BETTER TODAY BEFORE THIS AD ENDS.

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Ive been talking with two different ladies that wanted to come to my place and stay a couple days and bring there daughters with them. One was 10 and one was 11. Well I hinted to both of them that I wanted to be with the daughters too. Well the one with the daughter was 11 came first. I had her mother tied to my bed naked. I called for daughter to come in the room and she asked me what I was doing. I looked at her and you’ll see. I think she knew what I was up too. Her daughter came in and saw her mother t****** and wasn’t going anywhere. I told her your mother and I think that you need to have some s** education. I told her to take of her clothes and put them nicely on the bed. I told her that I need help with her mother and a couple other things we need to do. She took everything off accept for her underwear. I told her you p****** need to come off too. She had very cute n****** and a little bit of hair around her c***. I had her sit facing me and I opened up her legs and I started rubbing her c*** and started putting one finger inside her. I told her that I needed to finger her for a bit first to open her up. I had her lay back and I popped her cherry by doing that. Then me and her went into the bathroom and cleaned her up and we came back in and I had her sit where she was and I started f******** her again. I had two fingers inside her and then I put my c*** inside her and slowly started to penetrate her. I did it slowly at first and then I was all the way inside her. I couldn’t help but c** inside her because she was so tight. I kept pumping her and I started to see she was liking it. I came inside her 4 times within 6 mins. We went back in the bathroom and clean her up again. Then I had her get between her mother’s legs and start licking her c*** and I put myself back inside her. I was all the way inher and came again. Her mother was liking her daughter licking her. I showed her how to finger her mother and s*** on her c***. She was getting her mother off. It was so hot to watch that right in front of me. It was a big turn on for me to be right there watching and having s** with her.

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