I’ll make you a trade. You want eggs this Easter? I’ll take the soul of your mother as a trade -Evil Easter Bunny.
My online pen name is tim gurnsey. I was recently given a title I did not earn, and I feel guilty about it. I work on decades-old software and haven’t done anything notable to earn this high title in my pitifully short time at the company and would like to apologize for demeaning the honor of the title.
Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie. -Night at the museum.
