It was only a broken leg, it was the payments that did it -David, 75, currently deceased.
Back in college, I had a friend that was a cute blond girl. We would usually eat lunch together after an eleven o’clock class. I wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she always had boyfriends. One day she told me that she had s** with her current boyfriend and was no longer a virgin. I was really disappointed since I wanted to be her first and also, she would be my first. But I was also so excited knowing that she had s** that I went back to my dorm after we finished lunch and masturbated thinking about her being fucked. Over the next two years, she had s** with five more boyfriends which she told me about again making me very h**** each time. Finally, she said that she was single and I asked her out. I was so happy when we had s** for the first time. My first time with any woman and her first time with me after already f****** six guys.
I hate Linkedin and modern society. I want a job, you want an employee. Here’s what I can do. Will you hire me? Yes/no. It used to be that easy and it still should be like that. I hate all the b******* and extra steps attached to modern life.
