I abuse my birdie. Mother doesn’t like it. Mother cleaned my bird with Q-tips. She dipped them in alcohol and inserted a Q-tip up my birdie. It burned as she twirled it around. Mother pushed it up pretty far. She left it sticking out of my birdie hole.

She made me bend over while she used another Q-tip on my rectal opening. Mother traced my opening with the alcohol soaked Q-tip and then she stuck it inside and ran it up and down in my rectal opening. It burned there too.

When she allowed me to stand up straight, my birdie was sticking up in the air. Mother pulled out the Q-tip and wiped my Bird off with alcohol wipes. It burned but it was still stiff. She says she wants it kept clean. She says she is going to have me fixed because it gets stiff way too often. Mother knows best.