Jitni bar paadegi kutiya saali, main uska 1000 charge karoonga
Maa ki laudi pehle Mera hisaab clear kar
I once tongue-kissed a woman in line for the beer gardens at a dragon boat race, after she said she liked my team jacket
Shoresy #69
I ONCE EJACULATElD IN MY OWN LONG JOHNS AFTER I WENT BAR DOWN AGAINST MARK MESSIER DURING A CHARITY HOCKEY GAME TO BENEFIT CHILDREN WITH CANCER. IM A GOOD MAAAN!
