Why is it so f****** cold? The only thing that is keeping me warm is beer. I may run out of beer.
Jonesy, your mom wants to name the baby after the place it was conceived. Riley, your mom wants the same thing. How do I shorten down ‘Handicapped Bathroom at Cheesecake Factory in Boca Raton’?
Shoresy #69
Missing people tonight. Goddamn this s****.