I’m about to barf out all the Doritos I just consumed. Ouch,
I saw my neighbors thru the landscaping doing gold en showers. Asked if I, m, cud join the fun. They said, “bring beer”. Having fun.
I had a fight with a guy at work, he accused me of not having the balls necessary for a promotion. He forced me to lower my pants and look between my legs. No d***, no balls. I cried but it didn’t matter to him. Born a pusdy, always a p****.
