Prestonian JAWJA b*** fucked you and blew out your a******! HOW THE F***??? I HATE Nick SATAN but you were supposed to get it done, How DARE YOU FAIL! All of Alabama is taking a litter of Uga’s up their p******** this morning. Why weren’t you in Indy CREAMING those Bulldog balloon knots?? David Pollack even told you Kirby’s bootyhole was tight, and I told you, you were supposed to take care of it before kickoff! You are a disappointment to us all, and especially to me.
– CORVALLUS
