It's a SIMPLE. FUCKING. PATCH! You FUCKING MORON! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING HARDER THAN IT FUCKING NEEDS TO BE? ALL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO IS

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It’s a SIMPLE. F******. PATCH! You F****** MORON! WHY THE F*** DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING HARDER THAN IT F****** NEEDS TO BE? ALL YOU HAVE TO F****** DO IS ATTACH ONE TINY PIECE OF F****** FABRIC TO A F****** HOLE STOP MAKING IT F****** COMPLICATED I’M GOING TO RIP ALL OF YOUR STUPID MESSY F****** “FIXES” OUT AND ACTUALLY REPAIR THE S*** YOU’RE F****** INFURIATING AND NEVER F****** LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG YOU STUPID F***

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Totally speechless when I found this. Today I was putting laundry away. In my son’s dresser I found a drawn picture of two human stick figures. The male was mounted on a female. The face on the female was a cut out picture of me. Glued to the picture. The male’s face was a cut out of my son’s.

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