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I’ve been letting nasty old faggots f*** me in the a** b******* to make money for plastic surgery so I can finally get a girlfriend. If I get HIV or get raped, oh well. It’s better than being ugly and constantly rejected all my f****** life because of that. All I need is enough surgery to at least be good enough to date ugly girls. I’ll never get the beauties. I’ve accepted that way back when I was like 13. Just the luxury of being able to date anyone at all, even if she weights 500 pounds, will make it all worth it. I hate hooking. It’s f****** gross and it’s dangerous. I’m ugly as s***, so offering b******* is the only way to get clients. And I’m not even gay. I can’t get hard to another guy, which is why I have to bottom. But it’ll all be worth it in the end. Enough surgery to fix my face, and I’ll finally be able to get a girlfriend.

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I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.

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I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.

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