O-Qua Tangin Wann aka Tan IS a Biaviian dumbass! If you are gonna fake Riley, do it right! Also I have a first printing of The Coming of Tan and a couple symbols I bought back in high school. A couple of my friends likewise, and I didn’t meet them til afterward.

Watch out for those Targs! Happy and reflected Pesach y’all, after 11 we’ll be playing Find the Afikomen at Club Aqua! HINT: it’s in my BACKSNATCH!

– CORVALLUS MELECH