Corvallus here, I got spitroasted by Joe Biden and Bill Clinton on Jeffrey Epstein’s island. After the luau (their words) they said my backsnatch was better than all the 13 year old pussies they tried before.

At the end of the night Bill Clinton said “hey Corvallus did I sit on gum?” I went to look and he cheek blasted me with a pungent fart straight to the grill. Stinks don’t it? He asked in that Arkansas drawl.