The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
It’s not his fault. I know you’re going to want to, but you can’t blame him. He really has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could say to mom that would keep her calm when she found out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. He was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could say to prevent it.
It was going to rain. The weather forecast didn’t say that, but the steel plate in his hip did. He had learned over the years to trust his hip over the weatherman. It was going to rain, so he better get outside and prepare.
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
There was no time. He ran out of the door without half the stuff he needed for work, but it didn’t matter. He was late and if he didn’t make this meeting on time, someone’s life may be in danger.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
I’m meant to be writing at this moment. What I mean is, I’m meant to be writing something else at this moment. The document I’m meant to be writing is, of course, open in another program on my computer and is patiently awaiting my attention. Yet here I am plonking down senseless sentiments in this paragraph because it’s easier to do than to work on anything particularly meaningful. I am grateful for the distraction.
I inadvertently went to See’s Candy last week (I was in the mall looking for phone repair), and as it turns out, See’s Candy now charges a dollar — a full dollar — for even the simplest of their wee confection offerings. I bought two chocolate lollipops and two chocolate-caramel-almond things. The total cost was four-something. I mean, the candies were tasty and all, but let’s be real: A Snickers bar is fifty cents. After this dollar-per-candy revelation, I may not find myself wandering dreamily back into a See’s Candy any time soon.
He sat staring at the person in the train stopped at the station going in the opposite direction. She sat staring ahead, never noticing that she was being watched. Both trains began to move and he knew that in another timeline or in another universe, they had been happy together.
im a 27 year old male and out of nowhere i developed a fetish for wearing diapers. i have no idea why but the thought of it turns me on so much. wtf brain
The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn’t have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.
Green vines attached to the trunk of the tree had wound themselves toward the top of the canopy. Ants used the vine as their private highway, avoiding all the creases and crags of the bark, to freely move at top speed from top to bottom or bottom to top depending on their current chore. At least this was the way it was supposed to be. Something had damaged the vine overnight halfway up the tree leaving a gap in the once pristine ant highway.
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
You know that tingly feeling you get on the back of your neck sometimes? I just got that feeling when talking with her. You know I don’t believe in sixth senses, but there is something not right with her. I don’t know how I know, but I just do.
At that moment he had a thought that he’d never imagine he’d consider. “I could just cheat,” he thought, “and that would solve the problem.” He tried to move on from the thought but it was persistent. It didn’t want to go away and, if he was honest with himself, he didn’t want it to.
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?
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The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
Black and white Green or grey Blue knows Red OR SO THEY SAID
In need of a sharp object…NOW!
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.
It’s not his fault. I know you’re going to want to, but you can’t blame him. He really has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could say to mom that would keep her calm when she found out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. He was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could say to prevent it.
I wish I had someone to cuddle
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.
It was going to rain. The weather forecast didn’t say that, but the steel plate in his hip did. He had learned over the years to trust his hip over the weatherman. It was going to rain, so he better get outside and prepare.
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
Everyone deserves to have a field of open dreams
YOU ARE USING DRUGS NEVER SLEEP AND RUINED MY LIFE!
Bang! Bang!
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.
50 shades of cringeworthy
I wouldn’t bother being comfortable talking about my past relationships with a future significant other. The past stays in the past where it belongs.
My 41 yr old mother has finally started her milf porn career. She has always wanted to do porn. I feel so happy to be son of a porn actress
Gluttony will kill me
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.
I’d rather be a bird than a fish.
I Hope he gets you pregnant then leaves you fucking Bitch
i removed u from my followers. no more free game.
There was no time. He ran out of the door without half the stuff he needed for work, but it didn’t matter. He was late and if he didn’t make this meeting on time, someone’s life may be in danger.
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.
I don’t believe in Santa Claus
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
A good day for me is when I don’t feel like harming and/or killing myself.
Rape in peace, Kobe.
Welcome to hell. We have veggie cookies.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
I’m meant to be writing at this moment. What I mean is, I’m meant to be writing something else at this moment. The document I’m meant to be writing is, of course, open in another program on my computer and is patiently awaiting my attention. Yet here I am plonking down senseless sentiments in this paragraph because it’s easier to do than to work on anything particularly meaningful. I am grateful for the distraction.
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.
I regret never asking my ex for nudes She was a big tiddy goth, and her nudes could have been some high quality fap material ;_;
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food.
I work with a girl I have known for 30 years and man oh man do I want to suck on her tits
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
I feel bad for not giving a crap about what my husband’s brother is doing in his life. I just don’t care.
Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression.
The book is in front of the table.
Come on people, we need to fight depression. Let’s work out!
2020 sucks
Calling Jack Lalane: I need my JIZZLE JUICED!
Hey, remember when the search worked?
You’re using me for sex. I 100% Guarantee it.
I was replaced with Kmart trash…wtf?!?!?!?!
Men from Spain are the most misogynistic shit in the whole fucking planet. DATE ONE if you want to die of physical or mental abuse.
Why do blacks fuck there cousins?
You can’t expect me to be in a relationship with if you only have sex to offer Im Asexual baby.
I inadvertently went to See’s Candy last week (I was in the mall looking for phone repair), and as it turns out, See’s Candy now charges a dollar — a full dollar — for even the simplest of their wee confection offerings. I bought two chocolate lollipops and two chocolate-caramel-almond things. The total cost was four-something. I mean, the candies were tasty and all, but let’s be real: A Snickers bar is fifty cents. After this dollar-per-candy revelation, I may not find myself wandering dreamily back into a See’s Candy any time soon.
Happy to start again. Restarting (bye depression and low self hope) light shield activation ^-^
I love when you “blame” Me for being selfish. Thank you! Tell me something i dont know.
Depression is sleeping for most of the day or even a good part of it & feeling barely more refreshed than when you initially went to sleep.
Desiree mills has the sexiest feet and cutest face
He sat staring at the person in the train stopped at the station going in the opposite direction. She sat staring ahead, never noticing that she was being watched. Both trains began to move and he knew that in another timeline or in another universe, they had been happy together.
I wish I had a mansion to live for myself. Nobody knows how to be romantic, kind and loyal. This reality sucks
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.
im a 27 year old male and out of nowhere i developed a fetish for wearing diapers. i have no idea why but the thought of it turns me on so much. wtf brain
Fun Fact: Beer has no sugar because the sugar coming from the yeast turns to alcohol.
How to not care?
I can’t wait for the day I quit my minimum wage job and move on to a much, much better job in the future. Time to finish school. I got this.
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat.
Im having a hard time making ends meet and am considering selling pics online. Like tits and feet. Not genitals. It might help.
Why can’t I muster up the courage to just become an other statistic? I want to kill myself so horribly.
I wish I was sucking a stiff huge Vick right now. Seriously !
I’m genuinely curious Hit like if you’re pro-choice and hit dislike if you’re pro-life. I just wanna see who’s the majority.
A glittering gem is not enough.
I’m bored but it’s a sin to say
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
Only thing keeping me from kms is the fact that my mom said I’ll go to hell if I do I don’t want to take that chance
And I know show me it doesn’t me well should be enough Say that
The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn’t have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy.
Breakfasts have become my latest favorite meal time paired with iced coffee:p
My life is shit since I met him
Green vines attached to the trunk of the tree had wound themselves toward the top of the canopy. Ants used the vine as their private highway, avoiding all the creases and crags of the bark, to freely move at top speed from top to bottom or bottom to top depending on their current chore. At least this was the way it was supposed to be. Something had damaged the vine overnight halfway up the tree leaving a gap in the once pristine ant highway.
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
I kissed a girl and I liked it- the taste of the coronavirus~ Your new parody instead of iridocyclites.
FUCK valentines day
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
Did some awesome lifts. Let’s fight depression ya’all. We are all in it together.
You know that tingly feeling you get on the back of your neck sometimes? I just got that feeling when talking with her. You know I don’t believe in sixth senses, but there is something not right with her. I don’t know how I know, but I just do.
With Cannabis you don’t smoke, you toke.
Karen Kiebert I’d give anything to have you again every inch of you is so beautiful
my dream is to be a powerful healer priestess
Yesterday I fucked 2 Chinese hookers without a condom. I’m pretty sure I already have the coronavirus.
i truly want you to find the love you look for if it means having peace again
Ohhh my stomach. Oh uhhh. Never eat yogurt after a meal…oh…
I think I’m over it.
I don’t love you anymore, but I still just wanna fuck.
sadas
There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
I am Doctor Remulak
At that moment he had a thought that he’d never imagine he’d consider. “I could just cheat,” he thought, “and that would solve the problem.” He tried to move on from the thought but it was persistent. It didn’t want to go away and, if he was honest with himself, he didn’t want it to.
I hate anything that isn’t instant. I don’t want to wait for stuff.
i will do like him and go down the path of sobriety
I will always love you come what may. It truly pains to love from far but still I can’t stop. I love you my pole
Ha trolls
Feeling the urge to harm myself again.
My birthday wish
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?
I never had a crush on Marcia Brady. I always fancied Jan.
They tried to bun out this chi chi But I stand strong. Boom bye bye YOU
What does it mean when a “boyfriend” uses his friends to humiliate and put down his partner sharing all her secrets? HONEST REPLIES ONLY
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
Alcohol and drugs make me and everyone so slow
I took a Oxycodone pill for my back pain. But it gets me nervous and mess up my brain. I don’t know why.
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
Next up on “my 300 pound life….”
Come on. I exercised my abs, arms and chest. You can do it too. Let’s go. Its not just about the body, but to fight depression too. Let’s go.
the planet is a lot but hey, we can stretch
Hopeless,sad,despondent,forlorn, desolate.And don’t know were to go and were to turn.
Earthy is what she’s going for, I think.
I am stuck in a time loop how do i get out of it?
Mime