It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
There were little things that she simply could not stand. The sound of someone tapping their nails on the table. A person chewing with their mouth open. Another human imposing themselves into her space. She couldn’t stand any of these things, but none of them compared to the number one thing she couldn’t stand which topped all of them combined.
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
Sitting in the sun, away from everyone who had done him harm in the past, he quietly listened to those who roamed by. He felt at peace in the moment, hoping it would last, but knowing the reprieve would soon come to an end. He closed his eyes, the sun beating down on face and he smiled. He smiled for the first time in as long as he could remember.
It was a concerning development that he couldn’t get out of his mind. He’d had many friends throughout his early years and had fond memories of playing with them, but he couldn’t understand how it had all stopped. There was some point as he grew up that he played with each of his friends for the very last time, and he had no idea that it would be the last.
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
I recently discovered I could make fudge with just chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, and a thick pot on slow heat. I tried it with dark chocolate chunks and I tried it with semi-sweet chocolate chips. It’s better with both kinds. It comes out pretty bad with just the dark chocolate. The best add-ins are crushed almonds and marshmallows — what you get from that is Rocky Road. It takes about twenty minutes from start to fridge, and then it takes about six months to work off the twenty pounds you gain from eating it. All things in moderation, friends. All things in moderation.
It’s not his fault. I know you’re going to want to, but you can’t blame him. He really has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could say to mom that would keep her calm when she found out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. He was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could say to prevent it.
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
All the conservative religious (I’m not including the conservative economic supporters) people of every country are crack pots with low emotional intelligence.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
I love Andy Brade. I have for the last 20 years. I’ll never tell him though. If he sees this, he would probably guess that its me but I’ll still never tell him!
She had been told time and time again that the most important steps were the first and the last. It was something that she carried within her in everything she did, but then he showed up and disrupted everything. He told her that she had it wrong. The first step wasn’t the most important. The last step wasn’t the most important. It was the next step that was the most important.
What were they eating? It didn’t taste like anything she had ever eaten before and although she was famished, she didn’t dare ask. She knew the answer would be one she didn’t want to hear.
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Help me get over him. He will never like me… Why do I like him?
3 litres of ice cold mango juice 2 litres of coke 4L of waters, filtered QUENCHED AF
I kissed a girl and I liked it- the taste of the coronavirus~ Your new parody instead of iridocyclites.
It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
my dream is to be a powerful healer priestess
He created a pig burger out of beef.
I love God most, but i also love money and i want to repent, into hating money and loving God.
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
I like turtles
I want to fuck Susan Sayers so bad.
Black widow… .
Yeah I saw you. I think it’s kind of funny how clearly ashamed you are sometimes
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.
Ohhh my stomach. Oh uhhh. Never eat yogurt after a meal…oh…
FUCK valentines day
africans get the chinese out of your countries. Caribbean get them OUT!!!!!!
There were little things that she simply could not stand. The sound of someone tapping their nails on the table. A person chewing with their mouth open. Another human imposing themselves into her space. She couldn’t stand any of these things, but none of them compared to the number one thing she couldn’t stand which topped all of them combined.
If you got more likes then views you might be a red neck
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.
I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend
You need fiber shove some celery up you’re ass bruh
Swallow a bottle of pills (or at least as many as possible). Drown with alcohol. Hope it all dissolves in my stomach. Go to sleep.
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
Hey, remember when the search worked?
I was a bully who became a molester.
Time to stare at that blank spot on the wall again. No energy for anything else.
Sitting in the sun, away from everyone who had done him harm in the past, he quietly listened to those who roamed by. He felt at peace in the moment, hoping it would last, but knowing the reprieve would soon come to an end. He closed his eyes, the sun beating down on face and he smiled. He smiled for the first time in as long as he could remember.
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.
I don’t wanna talk about NASA
All this time, I’ve been worrying that my own sins would be my undoing, only to be kidnapped because of Forty fucking Quinn. FORTY FUCKING QUINN
I blame white people.
I was wondering if anyone here get fainty while having ur mouth check at the dentist or is it just me.
I’m reading a book, but the problem is that I’m reading it to slow.
Homophobic people who are violent and if not violent,but show contempt and disgust via facial expressions also need to die.
It was a concerning development that he couldn’t get out of his mind. He’d had many friends throughout his early years and had fond memories of playing with them, but he couldn’t understand how it had all stopped. There was some point as he grew up that he played with each of his friends for the very last time, and he had no idea that it would be the last.
Anyone wanna be my friend?
Who’s SHEBEEF would you most like to suck and get breeded by? Definitely Camila Mattoli for me. Share in the comments!
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
I wish I had someone to cuddle
I love you A. I can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to be with you.
i hate myself for disliking someone who‘s always been nice and they’re genuinely not a bad person at all
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
I worked out on my chest, abs and arms. You can do it too. Come on! Let’s fight that depression, anxiety, stress and mood swings!
guns and everything like them should be Illegal the world would be a much better place
Hayley Williams is back. Climax in a music. (Me first)
I have a love for muscular women! I think they are so sexy, and can sexually dominate me in the bed.
Take a sharp object & carve as deeply as possible. The deeper the better.
I recently discovered I could make fudge with just chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, and a thick pot on slow heat. I tried it with dark chocolate chunks and I tried it with semi-sweet chocolate chips. It’s better with both kinds. It comes out pretty bad with just the dark chocolate. The best add-ins are crushed almonds and marshmallows — what you get from that is Rocky Road. It takes about twenty minutes from start to fridge, and then it takes about six months to work off the twenty pounds you gain from eating it. All things in moderation, friends. All things in moderation.
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.
Is it bad to chew your multi-vitamin pills? I wonder, because I do.
I’m going to fuck Gabi Rahming & make her beg for cum just like I did her father Micheal Rahming
I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making food.
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.
I loved this so much,im so happy. you’re the love of my life
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.
I enjoy thinking about about you but I enjoyed most being with you. Missing you a lot on this valentine’s day. Happy Valentines day,
YOU ARE USING DRUGS NEVER SLEEP AND RUINED MY LIFE!
A glittering gem is not enough.
I only feel normal when I smoke weed Once a week is all i do but I wish I didn’t feel / act so crazy without it
I feel do bad. I wish I can change my mood magically.
My back hurts from all the backstabbing and not the daily exercise.
Jake Adams & Scarlit Scandal
Mothers are statically more in terms of Child abuse.
I work with a girl I have known for 30 years and man oh man do I want to suck on her tits
Why is the website tripping with the likes and comments? WtF
I think my bowls are moving too fast…. how soon is too soon to be shittin after I eat? Bc the shit still smell like fresh tacos. Burnt a lil too.
It’s not his fault. I know you’re going to want to, but you can’t blame him. He really has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could say to mom that would keep her calm when she found out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. He was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could say to prevent it.
I like to drink chamomile tea.
Alcohol and drugs make me and everyone so slow
Here we go again. This wont last T_T
Sobriety applies to honesty and clarity. Honesty to your self-reflecting and consciousness of others involved in your actions.
I love you very much. It’s not even real
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds.
So we’re just going to ignore how Europe belongs to the immigrants now?
She’s got a little pushback. She’s got a little heat. Don’t let that placid exterior fool ya. She’s not going to take a buncha shit.
cryptome****/2013/04/wikipedia-mom-bomb.pdf Fuck bitches Fuck white people Fuck cops
i hope i find you dead like the dream last night
There should be a self-testing it for Coronavirus because the hospital aren’t even testing those coming in ill. Pathetic
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
Fuck
SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA!!
I live on a college campus and I refuse to shit in my dorm. Always in a public bathroom.
I am Doctor Remulak
It is genuinely a pain to me that I did not become the biggest gay twink porn star in human history.
A is my best friend.
My Master says I can’t post here . I better listen I don’t want to be set on fire.
I truly wish that some force will come and kill me to take me away from this miserable and toxic relationship.
Having passionate unprotected incest sex with mom is my ultimate sexual desire.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
I live a sad existence.
I love you and willing to be used. I am okay with it.
All the conservative religious (I’m not including the conservative economic supporters) people of every country are crack pots with low emotional intelligence.
You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.
Sitting at work fantasising about my colleagues hot ass.
I just jacked off and there was a little bit of blood in my cum
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.
I really want to be fingered in public, like on the bus or in a theater. Just finger banged until I cum.
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.
May those who are sexist, homophobic or racist be cursed for the upcoming week.
My self harming problem has gotten so much worse. I don’t know how much longer I can last. I’m genuinely terrified. My wrists look even worse now.
Found a new boyfriend . On my second. We finally had our real first date last night . Oh my god ! I didn’t know dicks came in different lengths.
The Age of Aquarius is declared CANCELED by the true prophet itself. It will be years of misery. Curses
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
لقد حان الوقت لخفض شعري الحمار.
Any ideas for hiding cutting razors? -R
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
I sent tracking information for the package to you
Somebody please invent a strain of weed that doesn’t make me hungry.
I went down on my friend’s wife last night.
I want Graysen to win kids baking championship
I wanna cut my dick off.
The book is in front of the table.
I love Andy Brade. I have for the last 20 years. I’ll never tell him though. If he sees this, he would probably guess that its me but I’ll still never tell him!
I’m bored but it’s a sin to say
They’re just names to me. I don’t even care what anybody’s talking about.
She had been told time and time again that the most important steps were the first and the last. It was something that she carried within her in everything she did, but then he showed up and disrupted everything. He told her that she had it wrong. The first step wasn’t the most important. The last step wasn’t the most important. It was the next step that was the most important.
Howling like a crying wolf to be closer to my creator.
She’s trolling randoms. I have some chores.
The door slammed on the watermelon.
I fantasize about reeducation camps
Timessome I tnaw a yug, tub nem rea Elbirroh. They’re dogs.
Dear family. Sorry I never grew up to be anything.
Is the search not working for anybody else?
naughtyposts . com needs your sex stories and COMMENTS. You can swear and post, or say ANYTHING! Horny people only please.
Why do you keep secrets from me?
Every time my bf eats me out I fantasize about a girl doing it to me and I have the most intense orgasms!
One finger.
eerie when the past comes back to say -hello goodbye
Crazy dumb dumbs on this website man. For real.
i have a creamy center
You can’t fix all you did to me. The damage is done.
What were they eating? It didn’t taste like anything she had ever eaten before and although she was famished, she didn’t dare ask. She knew the answer would be one she didn’t want to hear.
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
SHARE your SHEBEEF thirsty admirer her wants to be your sissy slave boi for all you tgals HMU and share your salty shake!
the planet is a lot but hey, we can stretch
The losers from Noteful came to this site.
HELLO INTERWEBZ I’M ILL STAY AWAY FROM ME SADLY BECAUSE I’M ILL GLADLY BECAUSE LMA LOL