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She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.
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i find nothing intresting and i would love to die. i feel dumb for acting like i care and im tired of trying. i feel even dumber for not even being dead…
A long black shadow slid across the pavement near their feet and the five Venusians, very much startled, looked overhead. They were barely in time to see the huge gray form of the carnivore before it vanished behind a sign atop a nearby building which bore the mystifying information “Pepsi-Cola.”
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
Her mom had warned her. She had been warned time and again, but she had refused to believe her. She had done everything right and she knew she would be rewarded for doing so with the promotion. So when the promotion was given to her main rival, it not only stung, it threw her belief system into disarray. It was her first big lesson in life, but not the last.
Sometimes there isn’t a good answer. No matter how you try to rationalize the outcome, it doesn’t make sense. And instead of an answer, you are simply left with a question. Why?
It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.
Forgive, let go and stop it. Do not cause other people error and stop sinning. Stop being an asshole and quit smoking, and also buying animal products to save the planet.
He heard the loud impact before he ever saw the result. It had been so loud that it had actually made him jump back in his seat. As soon as he recovered from the surprise, he saw the crack in the windshield. It seemed to be an analogy of the current condition of his life.
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
MaryLou wore the tiara with pride. There was something that made doing anything she didn’t really want to do a bit easier when she wore it. She really didn’t care what those staring through the window were thinking as she vacuumed her apartment.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
Since they are still preserved in the rocks for us to see, they must have been formed quite recently, that is, geologically speaking. What can explain these striations and their common orientation? Did you ever hear about the Great Ice Age or the Pleistocene Epoch? Less than one million years ago, in fact, some 12,000 years ago, an ice sheet many thousands of feet thick rode over Burke Mountain in a southeastward direction. The many boulders frozen to the underside of the ice sheet tended to scratch the rocks over which they rode. The scratches or striations seen in the park rocks were caused by these attached boulders. The ice sheet also plucked and rounded Burke Mountain into the shape it possesses today.
There are different types of secrets. She had held onto plenty of them during her life, but this one was different. She found herself holding onto the worst type. It was the type of secret that could gnaw away at your insides if you didn’t tell someone about it, but it could end up getting you killed if you did.
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Procrastinating rn -.- life’s rough.
I get so fucking horny before my period but I can’t masturbate right now.
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Existing on a daily basis takes up all my energy.
Foot Cream is my fetish
I blame white people.
so you will never ?
Homophobic people who are violent and if not violent,but show contempt and disgust via facial expressions also need to die.
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
Make me stare at you when I cum
She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
I’m reading a book, but the problem is that I’m reading it to slow.
My Master says I can’t post here . I better listen I don’t want to be set on fire.
What was beyond the bend in the stream was unknown. Both were curious, but only one was brave enough to want to explore. That was the problem. There was always one that let fear rule her life.
I am Doctor Remulak
It disgusts me that my dad and grandpa doesn’t wash their hands after using the bathroom
Yep, thank guys. I really had a great time with y’all. Gonna end it, see ya in hell, cause that where all the funny and interesting people go.
My life is shit since I met him
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i find nothing intresting and i would love to die. i feel dumb for acting like i care and im tired of trying. i feel even dumber for not even being dead…
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A long black shadow slid across the pavement near their feet and the five Venusians, very much startled, looked overhead. They were barely in time to see the huge gray form of the carnivore before it vanished behind a sign atop a nearby building which bore the mystifying information “Pepsi-Cola.”
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
I don’t know what to do with my life. I just space out
Her mom had warned her. She had been warned time and again, but she had refused to believe her. She had done everything right and she knew she would be rewarded for doing so with the promotion. So when the promotion was given to her main rival, it not only stung, it threw her belief system into disarray. It was her first big lesson in life, but not the last.
Something is wrong and its all your fault
am i the only one who hasn’t gone out with somebody? yes i definitely am.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
I have been playing this new virtual reality game but halfway through the game play it crashes. Any ideas on why this is happening ?
Calling Jack Lalane: I need my JIZZLE JUICED!
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.
I could really use some boedank cherry lips right bout now
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
I H A T E B U L L S H I T T E R S Good morning
Ruin me more,why not.
My friends don’t like me anymore. I know why but I will not apologize. I need to find another way to make them want to be around me again.
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
I blame people who voted for Donald Trump.
i’m a slowpoke and lazy red ass monkey. i’ve been provided every opportunity and needs to work but i still haven’t.
Sometimes there isn’t a good answer. No matter how you try to rationalize the outcome, it doesn’t make sense. And instead of an answer, you are simply left with a question. Why?
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
I’m out of the closet finally!
I got to tell you I love you in text today. Too bad I can’t tell you just how much i actually mean it
My boyfriend got me pregnant and said he wanted the baby, now he’s changed his mind and expects me to terminate. I don’t want to.
My mother is driving crazy. She keeps smoking on the down low. When she knows she has a scar in her lung. She makes me so upset. Why…
The crowd yells and screams for more memes.
It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
More women are statistically involved in child abuse that men.
There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence.
why do identity crises have to hit you at one in the morning? i’ve never had one til now and i feel like my chest is imploding. i hate it
I cheated on my wife with my boyfriend
I WANT MY FLAT BACK
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It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.
Hip hop/rap/trap/country music are all extremely terrible. I wish it would all go away forever. That would be great.
May be someday I’ll again disturb you all of a sudden without any intimation.
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.
We need to all lift weights to fight depression and get those nice chest, abs and arms y’all. Let’s do this together.
Sitting at work fantasising about my colleagues hot ass.
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Ashley is dead . Terrible accident . Her car fell off a cliff….oops .
I wanna girl to smash with ?
What does it feel like for a man to get fucked in his asshole?
Stupid question, so I heard that the average person can live without food for 30 days. How many days would it take for a fat person to die
She’s got a little pushback. She’s got a little heat. Don’t let that placid exterior fool ya. She’s not going to take a buncha shit.
Forgive, let go and stop it. Do not cause other people error and stop sinning. Stop being an asshole and quit smoking, and also buying animal products to save the planet.
It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
Dear woman who said Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind: Just-ju-hm.. Shut the fuck up please?
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
I want my girl to get pregnant yet she insist on using condoms.. should i poke a hole in it? please vote in comment section
I hope you die reader
You’re all a bunch of retards. Yes, you too.
i rather exercise than think about genitals 24/7.
The father died during childbirth.
He heard the loud impact before he ever saw the result. It had been so loud that it had actually made him jump back in his seat. As soon as he recovered from the surprise, he saw the crack in the windshield. It seemed to be an analogy of the current condition of his life.
spam & rice
I wish my dad would genuinely love me. I’m so tired of trying to be okay even now as a adult.
HELLO INTERWEBZ I’M ILL STAY AWAY FROM ME SADLY BECAUSE I’M ILL GLADLY BECAUSE LMA LOL
Don’t ever use condoms guys.
If you have nothing good to say don’t say, don’t say nothing at all.Some people are so rude and annoying. Damn.
I’m bored but it’s a sin to say
I just want to tell her that she’s beautiful and that I want to kiss her, but if I do that it could destroy our friendship.
Just got done creamin you’re girl bruh tell her to wipe her ass, smelt like booty when I clapped them cheeks from behind.
Just go ahead and press that button.
In that instant, everything changed.
Mym bullies me, and I am mym
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
I slept because of my depression. Now I’m going to be up all night. Darn I feel like crap.
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.
Saw a man that looked like him and my heart started burning with passion and ended up crying.
I will always love you come what may. It truly pains to love from far but still I can’t stop. I love you my pole
Thank you for confirming my worst fears that I meant nothing. Ill still help you. Can you just give me time for the pills to kick in.
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
i am terrified of meeting people. they always end up my enemies or gossip
394 Views 2710 0 I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend
Feeling the urge to harm myself again.
I want to sedate my mom and have my way with her…
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen.
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food.
my brother married a child bride & no one wants to talk about it
I Hate My Life
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
NY1 producer Jessica Steiner spent ten years being my cumdump
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.
I want Graysen to win kids baking championship
If you don’t like America leave the continent.
Happy to start again. Restarting (bye depression and low self hope) light shield activation ^-^
RIP Gator Lady she perished due to an infected abscess caused by meth
i’m all the evil listen in the Bible. especially a blasphemer and even blasphemed God.. i suck horse shit. i want to change.
I masturbate to pictures of the hot pussy that gave birth to me.
My ass is so fat. I bent over to pick up something I dropped on the kitchen floor and heard my trousers rip. Fucks sake. Back to skinny stretch jeans.
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Time for 1980’s big hair and power shoulders to make a comeback.
Trine has Vejles best ass!
My teacher really hates it when im late to his class. Its gotten to the point where if I feel like I might be late I would skip class entirely.
Time to stare at that blank spot on the wall again. No energy for anything else.
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
TAXATION IS THEFT
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.
I wish I had someone to cuddle
I think I’ve been stood up.
Turtles are so innocent! They make the cutest pet. Make turtles happy :(♡
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.
I’m lying I am drunk and high but i can’t tell you that. Better of to lie will cause you less pain in the long run.
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.
Pick a toothpick. Any toothpick.
The river stole the gods.
You can never lose weight when you have a fat mom that cooks great.
I never feel happy.
MaryLou wore the tiara with pride. There was something that made doing anything she didn’t really want to do a bit easier when she wore it. She really didn’t care what those staring through the window were thinking as she vacuumed her apartment.
There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
He got me pregnant, and when I wouldn’t abort, he left me.
CONDOM IS SIN
Wish I was dead.
Why do you keep secrets from me?
I’m so fucking mad right now! Fuck!
jikook is the worst bts ship. no debate, this is just a fact jungkook and jimin have never dated and never will date and that’s that
The stranger officiates the meal.
I went on a date with a plant today.
Hep C, Ha
Jesus forgive me…I need you.
A hacker is trying to find my location from my Instagram account. I’m only 13im scared
^ ^ [^\\^] ///// _______
I often shake my fat and super thicc legs to remind me that I’m fat af
The losers from Noteful came to this site.
Black and white Green or grey Blue knows Red OR SO THEY SAID
Ohhh my stomach. Oh uhhh. Never eat yogurt after a meal…oh…
Things aren’t going well at all with mom today. She is just a limp noodle and wants to sleep all the time. I sure hope that things get better soon.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
I was wondering if anyone here get fainty while having ur mouth check at the dentist or is it just me.
Since they are still preserved in the rocks for us to see, they must have been formed quite recently, that is, geologically speaking. What can explain these striations and their common orientation? Did you ever hear about the Great Ice Age or the Pleistocene Epoch? Less than one million years ago, in fact, some 12,000 years ago, an ice sheet many thousands of feet thick rode over Burke Mountain in a southeastward direction. The many boulders frozen to the underside of the ice sheet tended to scratch the rocks over which they rode. The scratches or striations seen in the park rocks were caused by these attached boulders. The ice sheet also plucked and rounded Burke Mountain into the shape it possesses today.
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
The heating pad is my bestfriend when I have cramps.
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.
Humans are annoying.
Why am I such an asshole? Why does it get worse when i feel good?
It must be five o’clock somewhere.
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
my dream is to be a powerful healer priestess
Okay, I’ve stopped the bots
He hacked me and made me a viral joke
Fuck!! Why am I so dumb?!
There are different types of secrets. She had held onto plenty of them during her life, but this one was different. She found herself holding onto the worst type. It was the type of secret that could gnaw away at your insides if you didn’t tell someone about it, but it could end up getting you killed if you did.
Mothers are statically more of perpetrators of Child Abuse or Neglect than fathers.
everyone hates L
Did Will Smith kill Tupac?
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?