Greg understood that this situation would make Michael terribly uncomfortable. Michael simply had no idea what was about to come and even though Greg could prevent it from happening, he opted to let it happen. It was quite ironic, really. It was something Greg had said he would never wish upon anyone a million times, yet here he was knowingly letting it happen to one of his best friends. He rationalized that it would ultimately make Michael a better person and that no matter how uncomfortable, everyone should experience racism at least once in their lifetime.
It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?
The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn’t have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.
She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. “You need to learn to think for yourself,” she wanted to tell him. “Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down.” But she didn’t because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
What have you noticed today? I noticed that if you outline the eyes, nose, and mouth on your face with your finger, you make an “I” which makes perfect sense, but is something I never noticed before. What have you noticed today?
He knew what he was supposed to do. That had been apparent from the beginning. That was what made the choice so difficult. What he was supposed to do and what he would do were not the same. This would have been fine if he were willing to face the inevitable consequences, but he wasn’t.
Forgive, let go and stop it. Do not cause other people error and stop sinning. Stop being an asshole and quit smoking, and also buying animal products to save the planet.
According to the caption on the bronze marker placed by the Multnomah Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution on May 12, 1939, “College Hall (is) the oldest building in continuous use for Educational purposes west of the Rocky Mountains. Here were educated men and women who have won recognition throughout the world in all the learned professions.”
All the conservative religious (I’m not including the conservative economic supporters) people of every country are crack pots with low emotional intelligence.
It was a question of which of the two she preferred. On the one hand, the choice seemed simple. The more expensive one with a brand name would be the choice of most. It was the easy choice. The safe choice. But she wasn’t sure she actually preferred it.
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.
“Explain to me again why I shouldn’t cheat?” he asked. “All the others do and nobody ever gets punished for doing so. I should go about being happy losing to cheaters because I know that I don’t? That’s what you’re telling me?”
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.
How did I get from revising Biology for an exam to witchcraft and seeing a black cat outside staring at me? Guess knowledge on plants and crystals do help for school!
Spending time at national parks can be an exciting adventure, but this wasn’t the type of excitement she was hoping to experience. As she contemplated the situation she found herself in, she knew she’d gotten herself in a little more than she bargained for. It wasn’t often that she found herself in a tree staring down at a pack of wolves that were looking to make her their next meal.
I’m meant to be writing at this moment. What I mean is, I’m meant to be writing something else at this moment. The document I’m meant to be writing is, of course, open in another program on my computer and is patiently awaiting my attention. Yet here I am plonking down senseless sentiments in this paragraph because it’s easier to do than to work on anything particularly meaningful. I am grateful for the distraction.
There was a time when he would have embraced the change that was coming. In his youth, he sought adventure and the unknown, but that had been years ago. He wished he could go back and learn to find the excitement that came with change but it was useless. That curiosity had long left him to where he had come to loathe anything that put him out of his comfort zone.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
No one is safe in here, first day in Jamal said he had a cold and couldn’t stop coughing. Everytime he coughed it turned me on… Day 2 he was tossing my salad
The boy walked down the street in a carefree way, playing without notice of what was about him. He didn’t hear the sound of the car as his ball careened into the road. He took a step toward it, and in doing so sealed his fate.
im a 27 year old male and out of nowhere i developed a fetish for wearing diapers. i have no idea why but the thought of it turns me on so much. wtf brain
The red ball sat proudly at the top of the toybox. It had been the last to be played with and anticipated it would be the next as well. The other toys grumbled beneath. At one time each had held the spot of the red ball, but over time they had sunk deeper and deeper into the toy box.
Sitting in the sun, away from everyone who had done him harm in the past, he quietly listened to those who roamed by. He felt at peace in the moment, hoping it would last, but knowing the reprieve would soon come to an end. He closed his eyes, the sun beating down on face and he smiled. He smiled for the first time in as long as he could remember.
He ordered his regular breakfast. Two eggs sunnyside up, hash browns, and two strips of bacon. He continued to look at the menu wondering if this would be the day he added something new. This was also part of the routine. A few seconds of hesitation to see if something else would be added to the order before demuring and saying that would be all. It was the same exact meal that he had ordered every day for the past two years.
“Begin today!” That’s all the note said. There was no indication from where it came or who may have written it. Had it been meant for someone else? Meghan looked around the room, but nobody made eye contact back. For a brief moment, she thought it might be a message for her to follow her dreams, but ultimately decided it was easier to ignore it as she crumpled it up and threw it away.
The wave crashed and hit the sandcastle head-on. The sandcastle began to melt under the waves force and as the wave receded, half the sandcastle was gone. The next wave hit, not quite as strong, but still managed to cover the remains of the sandcastle and take more of it away. The third wave, a big one, crashed over the sandcastle completely covering and engulfing it. When it receded, there was no trace the sandcastle ever existed and hours of hard work disappeared forever.
Who’s your favorite Transgal? I can’t get enough of LauraSofia0930 on CB and her thick SHEBEEF that shoots magnificent loads of thick jism! share in the comments!
Ive been masturbating to my neigbours teenage daugther. Shes always prancing about in tight shorts. Her breasts and butt are juicy and full. She drives me wild.
Out of another, I get a lovely view of the bay and a little private wharf belonging to the estate. There is a beautiful shaded lane that runs down there from the house. I always fancy I see people walking in these numerous paths and arbors, but John has cautioned me not to give way to fancy in the least. He says that with my imaginative power and habit of story-making a nervous weakness like mine is sure to lead to all manner of excited fancies and that I ought to use my will and good sense to check the tendency. So I try.
He had three simple rules by which he lived. The first was to never eat blue food. There was nothing in nature that was edible that was blue. People often asked about blueberries, but everyone knows those are actually purple. He understood it was one of the stranger rules to live by, but it had served him well thus far in the 50+ years of his life.
She tried to explain that love wasn’t like pie. There wasn’t a set number of slices to be given out. There wasn’t less to be given to one person if you wanted to give more to another. That after a set amount was given out it would all disappear. She tried to explain this, but it fell on deaf ears.
I’m in love with my bf but a part of me wants to go out one night and party and have crazy hot sex with another woman. But my bf wouldnt allow that…sadly
Pink ponies and purple giraffes roamed the field. Cotton candy grew from the ground as a chocolate river meandered off to the side. What looked like stones in the pasture were actually rock candy. Everything in her dream seemed to be perfect except for the fact that she had no mouth.
It seemed like it should have been so simple. There was nothing inherently difficult with getting the project done. It was simple and straightforward enough that even a child should have been able to complete it on time, but that wasn’t the case. The deadline had arrived and the project remained unfinished.
He looked at the sand. Picking up a handful, he wondered how many grains were in his hand. Hundreds of thousands? “Not enough,” the said under his breath. I need more.
Turning away from the ledge, he started slowly down the mountain, deciding that he would, that very night, satisfy his curiosity about the man-house. In the meantime, he would go down into the canyon and get a cool drink, after which he would visit some berry patches just over the ridge, and explore among the foothills a bit before his nap-time, which always came just after the sun had walked past the middle of the sky. At that period of the day the sun’s warm rays seemed to cast a sleepy spell over the silent mountainside, so all of the animals, with one accord, had decided it should be the hour for their mid-day sleep.
All he could think about was how it would all end. There was still a bit of uncertainty in the equation, but the basics were there for anyone to see. No matter how much he tried to see the positive, it wasn’t anywhere to be seen. The end was coming and it wasn’t going to be pretty.
Average human ejaculate is about 3 ml. That means my beloved mother, Mrs Subarnarekha Naskar has swallowed at least 2615.26 litres of semen in her life. Do the math.
They argue. While the argument seems to be different the truth is it’s always the same. Yes, the topic may be different or the circumstances, but when all said and done, it all came back to the same thing. They both knew it, but neither has the courage or strength to address the underlying issue. So they continue to argue.
The headphones were on. They had been utilized on purpose. She could hear her mom yelling in the background, but couldn’t make out exactly what the yelling was about. That was exactly why she had put them on. She knew her mom would enter her room at any minute, and she could pretend that she hadn’t heard any of the previous yelling.
Was it enough? That was the question he kept asking himself. Was being satisfied enough? He looked around him at everyone yearning to just be satisfied in their daily life and he had reached that goal. He knew that he was satisfied and he also knew it wasn’t going to be enough.
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
I’m going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can’t handle this anymore. She fell over the coffee table and now there is blood in her catheter. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.
I exercised my chest, abs and arms a lot today. Thanks to you all for encouraging me. In fact, I think I’ll do more later in the evening before sleeping.
I’ve rented a car in Las Vegas and have reserved a hotel in Twentynine Palms which is just north of Joshua Tree. We’ll drive from Las Vegas through Mojave National Preserve and possibly do a short hike on our way down. Then spend all day on Monday at Joshua Tree. We can decide the next morning if we want to do more in Joshua Tree or Mojave before we head back.
I’m sad because i used to dream of being married to the same crush that humiliated me. I’ll never fall in love or marry again. No more love is real fantasy.
He picked up the burnt end of the branch and made a mark on the stone. Day 52 if the marks on the stone were accurate. He couldn’t be sure. Day and nights had begun to blend together creating confusion, but he knew it was a long time. Much too long.
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
He heard the loud impact before he ever saw the result. It had been so loud that it had actually made him jump back in his seat. As soon as he recovered from the surprise, he saw the crack in the windshield. It seemed to be an analogy of the current condition of his life.
Don’t be scared. The things out there that are unknown aren’t scary in themselves. They are just unknown at the moment. Take the time to know them before you list them as scary. Then the world will be a much less scary place for you.
I recollect that my first exploit in squirrel-shooting was in a grove of tall walnut-trees that shades one side of the valley. I had wandered into it at noontime, when all nature is peculiarly quiet, and was startled by the roar of my own gun, as it broke the Sabbath stillness around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes.
He wondered if he should disclose the truth to his friends. It would be a risky move. Yes, the truth would make things a lot easier if they all stayed on the same page, but the truth might fracture the group leaving everything in even more of a mess than it was not telling the truth. It was time to decide which way to go.
Stranded. Yes, she was now the first person ever to land on Venus, but that was of little consequence. Her name would be read by millions in school as the first to land here, but that celebrity would never actually be seen by her. She looked at the control panel and knew there was nothing that would ever get it back into working order. She was the first and it was not clear this would also be her last.
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
Buy bird food for wild birds and leave it in their homes. The less trash animals eat the less pathogenic diseases. Animal Rights are also united to Human Rights.
Have I really became THAT lonely? I’ve been dreaming about all the boys I had entertained the idea of being romantically interested in. WTH going on with me?
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
people on tumblr like to leave me anon hate and i’m not really impacted by it often and today someone called me a worthless whore and i got turned on oops—
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
What have you noticed today? I noticed that if you outline the eyes, nose, and mouth on your face with your finger, you make an “I” which makes perfect sense, but is something I never noticed before. What have you noticed today?e361e783
It seemed like it should have been so simple. There was nothing inherently difficult with getting the project done. It was simple and straightforward enough that even a child should have been able to complete it on time, but that wasn’t the case. The deadline had arrived and the project remained unfinished.4b26e965
Ha! They made a musical about a Zoey playlist and funny because Zoey got pregnant in a high school musical. Decades later and it’s still not funny.fc024e0f
Have I really became THAT lonely? I’ve been dreaming about all the boys I had entertained the idea of being romantically interested in. WTH going on with me?1e1fc050
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?48113cb5
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.2c804232
The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn’t have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.fed44337
Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?b651a6e1
There are different types of secrets. She had held onto plenty of them during her life, but this one was different. She found herself holding onto the worst type. It was the type of secret that could gnaw away at your insides if you didn’t tell someone about it, but it could end up getting you killed if you did.134c91ad
The red glint of paint sparkled under the sun. He had dreamed of owning this car since he was ten, and that dream had become a reality less than a year ago. It was his baby and he spent hours caring for it, pampering it, and fondling over it. She knew this all too well, and that’s exactly why she had taken a sludge hammer to it.c4f17f30
Ive been masturbating to my neigbours teenage daugther. Shes always prancing about in tight shorts. Her breasts and butt are juicy and full. She drives me wild.8e4982ff
I know what you guys mean now. Life is just so depressing, you just what to kill yourself sometimes. Especially if you’re aways fighting and arguing with someone.8a18c2c9
Spending time at national parks can be an exciting adventure, but this wasn’t the type of excitement she was hoping to experience. As she contemplated the situation she found herself in, she knew she’d gotten herself in a little more than she bargained for. It wasn’t often that she found herself in a tree staring down at a pack of wolves that were looking to make her their next meal.c1540b6f
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.a000559b
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Go ahead and rip my heart out, if you think that’s what loves all about.
Existing on a daily basis takes up all my energy.
Normality and sanity is good. Whatever bad state you’re in snap out of it.
Not all people who wander are lost.
I accidentally came out to my sister by sending her a message that was intended to go to a friend saying, “look at her tiddies I wanna suck em”
Get off my nuts you crazy bitch! This is the reason I left.
A hacker is trying to find my location from my Instagram account. I’m only 13im scared
I’m really beginning to hate where I am Like truly Maybe ill Maybe I can’t go to sleep Baut I hate it hete
I am Doctor Remulak
Never get a boyfriend or a girlfriend.. trust me and stay single for as long as you’ll like please.
Fuck
In that instant, everything changed.
Just shake your butt and have a lesbian experience!
Greg understood that this situation would make Michael terribly uncomfortable. Michael simply had no idea what was about to come and even though Greg could prevent it from happening, he opted to let it happen. It was quite ironic, really. It was something Greg had said he would never wish upon anyone a million times, yet here he was knowingly letting it happen to one of his best friends. He rationalized that it would ultimately make Michael a better person and that no matter how uncomfortable, everyone should experience racism at least once in their lifetime.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
I was missing much today could not control due to the indulgence of mind i came to you.
I miss having sex with my cousin. She got married and we had sex one last time the night before the wedding and she told me this is it.
Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose.
Pick a electric blade. Any electric blade.
Grated cheese exists solely to snack on at 2am when you can’t sleep
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.
I hate how the internet is such a big haven for scammer, liars and cheaters. I just want to try and date someone who shares my interests and fantasies
Whatever. A blunt instrument is as good as a sharp one.
It was a weird concept. Why would I really need to generate a random paragraph? Could I actually learn something from doing so? All these questions were running through her head as she pressed the generate button. To her surprise, she found what she least expected to see.
Having passionate unprotected incest sex with mom is my ultimate sexual desire.
Like if making sure i was good enough in the mirror 24/7 wasn’t proof for you of how FRAGILE i am.
99.9% this valentine has a dry spell
I got to tell you I love you in text today. Too bad I can’t tell you just how much i actually mean it
You can’t just go to Narnia and never come back. There’s consequences.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
Just thinking about a few more ways I fucked that up.
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.
Wish I was dead.
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I blame white people. Blaming black people is like blaming people with Down’s syndrome. It makes no sense.
Can we just acknowledge how Google’s doodle for Valentines Day are two literal Star-Crossed Lovers? I think that is art x
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?
Once again, feeling the equivalent of staring at a blank spot on the wall.
The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn’t have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.
Why’s em such hate filling!
She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. “You need to learn to think for yourself,” she wanted to tell him. “Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down.” But she didn’t because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
Combines are no longer just for farms.
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house.
Last nigt i took 8 shots of mouthwash got really drunk and threw up all over my carpet
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
Just turned 19 n looking for a big tiddy goth gf Dm if interested ig @roxielove.official
I blame white people.
Depression is sleeping for most of the day or even a good part of it & feeling barely more refreshed than when you initially went to sleep.
God please tell me you love me like i love you. I’ll stay to be your warrior of light. I ♡ u
What have you noticed today? I noticed that if you outline the eyes, nose, and mouth on your face with your finger, you make an “I” which makes perfect sense, but is something I never noticed before. What have you noticed today?
In the 1980s Bernie Sanders rimmed me and Joe Biden taped it on one of those huge VHS camcorders. It felt good.
I’m poor I rummage through the trash for stuff to sell so I can keep up with the cost of living.
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
FUCK CALIFORNIA! FUCK THE DEMOCRATS AND LIBERALS!
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower.
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible.
I have this desire to transform reality with my mind
I’m about too cheat on my finance
He knew what he was supposed to do. That had been apparent from the beginning. That was what made the choice so difficult. What he was supposed to do and what he would do were not the same. This would have been fine if he were willing to face the inevitable consequences, but he wasn’t.
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Forgive, let go and stop it. Do not cause other people error and stop sinning. Stop being an asshole and quit smoking, and also buying animal products to save the planet.
Welcome to hell. We have veggie cookies.
A good day for me is when I don’t feel like harming and/or killing myself.
MY SIBLING ACTUALLY THINKS KOROSENSEI IS GOING TO LIVE (BASED OFF A DUMB THING I SAID.) I DON’T HAVE THE HEART TO BREAK THE NEWS TO HER.
i rather exercise than think about genitals 24/7.
They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
Girls night out last night . Stayed at home with my Vibrator
Have someone drive you through the car wash while you’re stoned. It’s honestly magical.
I hope you die reader
According to the caption on the bronze marker placed by the Multnomah Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution on May 12, 1939, “College Hall (is) the oldest building in continuous use for Educational purposes west of the Rocky Mountains. Here were educated men and women who have won recognition throughout the world in all the learned professions.”
1 L0<3 U g!r7
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
I’d rather be a bird than a fish.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
i love moge-ko,i really dont care if she is psychopath
Faster that trump comment really hurt huh.. get the sickness if it ain’t so bad chicken shit!
All the conservative religious (I’m not including the conservative economic supporters) people of every country are crack pots with low emotional intelligence.
There should be a self-testing it for Coronavirus because the hospital aren’t even testing those coming in ill. Pathetic
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
Why can’t I muster up the courage to just become an other statistic? I want to kill myself so horribly.
It was a question of which of the two she preferred. On the one hand, the choice seemed simple. The more expensive one with a brand name would be the choice of most. It was the easy choice. The safe choice. But she wasn’t sure she actually preferred it.
Вы все крепостные для матери России! Слава славе Ленина!
As a man i dont mind small boobs, but if you look anorexic it puts me off.
Die
I need to take a big shit :/
Defame, v. SYN.-abuse, asperse, disparage, ill-use, libel, malign, revile, scandalize, slander, traduce, vilify. ANT.-cherish, honor, praise, protect, respect.
I don’t believe in Santa Claus
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him.
I’ve held my tongue so long.
Swallow a bottle of pills (or at least as many as possible). Drown with alcohol. Hope it all dissolves in my stomach. Go to sleep.
K!zz M3 @$$ b!+<h.
He said he was ok with getting married to me after he swore hed never marry again, that means so much
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.
I think it would be hot if my wife had a lover. When she comes home. I’d go down on her to taste his cum.
Today again I masturbate…tell me how to control it. I’m 25 y/o
There’s a message for you if you look up.
Excuse me while I go off & stare @ the blank spot on the wall again. Cuz that’s all I have the energy for right now.
Something is wrong and its all your fault
i wanna make a lemon meringue pie and eat the whole thing by myself over two or three days
I believe I ruined my life beyond repair
i’m sorry mom, i love you goodye
Linda has a great ass in that thong!
I’m bored but it’s a sin to say
Broccoli & Mac and CHEEEESE : D
“HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE”
i miss being that little child innocent from reality whilst listening to Darube Sandstorm
going to Mexico soon to get fucked down by Taiira Navarette. she looks like she has very sweet jizzle juice, I hope she’s a gusher!
Right now I don’t care about anything and I feel good about it.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
He hacked me and made me a viral joke
Karen Kiebert I’d give anything to have you again every inch of you is so beautiful
I’m lying I am drunk and high but i can’t tell you that. Better of to lie will cause you less pain in the long run.
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
I masturbated to a Persia Monir video today and ate my own cum. It wasn’t bad, didn’t really taste like anything.
Bullying Isn’t Even Real
Has anyone ever tried milking their prostate? Does it feel good?
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.
i made a promise that i would not kill my self without asking my mom for help i dont think i am going to keep that promise tonight
Waleska Sargenteli has a big dick, baby! She is ready to breed some Backsnatch flooding it with her Brazilian JIZZLE JUICE! taste the cum rainbow!
Please wait outside of the house.
Sits alone waiting for date*
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.
You see, you wishing death on all the Chinese people. Now look the corona virus is spreading all over America. Be careful what you wish for.
I feel very irritable.
Hey, babe. I wonder what you’re up to today? I hope you enjoy it. Love you.
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.
Stop confusing pleaceful sleep with death. They are not the same. With sleep you breathe in trance, with death you choke and body turns to cold stone.
“Explain to me again why I shouldn’t cheat?” he asked. “All the others do and nobody ever gets punished for doing so. I should go about being happy losing to cheaters because I know that I don’t? That’s what you’re telling me?”
I feel guilty for not having done enough against people who were rude and mean to me.
Good Morning Everyone!
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.
nobody loves me to say they care on a season like this
YOU ARE USING DRUGS NEVER SLEEP AND RUINED MY LIFE!
Ha! They made a musical about a Zoey playlist and funny because Zoey got pregnant in a high school musical. Decades later and it’s still not funny.
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.
I know I’m not your favorite person, but whether you come or go always know that I love you.
I’m a (somewhat) straight girl (I’m 20) and i dreamt i was messing around with a girl and i woke up due to having a huge orgasm in my sleep..wtf
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.
She advised him to come back at once.
i fucked my wifes mother last night… she is 74… im 30…. best pussy ive ever had…
I hate being awake. Sometimes I wish I could just live in my dream world where nothing hurts.
After Zoey 101 women don’t want kids and none wants the risks of being humiliated like Zoey. To this day this impact is still sterilizing
He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw.
It’s only the middle of the day & I already want to harm and/or kill myself. Just need the guts to do it.
How did I get from revising Biology for an exam to witchcraft and seeing a black cat outside staring at me? Guess knowledge on plants and crystals do help for school!
i never felt loved by my family, never had friends genuinely love me and all my lovers used me
Im 12 and i use my brothers miniture wood bat to screw myself. I found out i really like it in my ass.
I jerk off a lot to pornstar Jennifer Hills. look at her and tell me you won’t too
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room.
I love you AL. Let’s give in to it. Life is too short.
I’m a boy and I secretly try on girl’s panties in department store change rooms
The crowd yells and screams for more memes.
Women with lips like a beak. lol
Music brings back memories Don’t do it kids
Spending time at national parks can be an exciting adventure, but this wasn’t the type of excitement she was hoping to experience. As she contemplated the situation she found herself in, she knew she’d gotten herself in a little more than she bargained for. It wasn’t often that she found herself in a tree staring down at a pack of wolves that were looking to make her their next meal.
I love you and willing to be used. I am okay with it.
If you hide out long enough someone else will eventually have to head into the kitchen and start dinner.
Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies.
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
I am never at home on Sundays.
I’m tired of the porn I’m used to watching. I need something much, much better to make me cum faster.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
Succ ‘n’ Fucc
Kill all men and abort all male fetuses to save the world and remove all that’s wrong with this world.
Today I completed my online interview assessment (new world, new methods) Now I’m going to eat food and watch Harry potter
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
guns and everything like them should be Illegal the world would be a much better place
I’m meant to be writing at this moment. What I mean is, I’m meant to be writing something else at this moment. The document I’m meant to be writing is, of course, open in another program on my computer and is patiently awaiting my attention. Yet here I am plonking down senseless sentiments in this paragraph because it’s easier to do than to work on anything particularly meaningful. I am grateful for the distraction.
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.
There was a time when he would have embraced the change that was coming. In his youth, he sought adventure and the unknown, but that had been years ago. He wished he could go back and learn to find the excitement that came with change but it was useless. That curiosity had long left him to where he had come to loathe anything that put him out of his comfort zone.
We are having sex again. I’m hypeee
Crazy dumb dumbs on this website man. For real.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
Drunk message, sorry lol. Went out with friends. Overdid it. lol. Hope all is well.
No one is safe in here, first day in Jamal said he had a cold and couldn’t stop coughing. Everytime he coughed it turned me on… Day 2 he was tossing my salad
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” You have to know the full story. One page can have information that changes everything
I’m considering breaking up and getting a div. You hurt me. I love you. I don’t want to lose you. ….. … I’ve already lost you
Lonely valentine’s
In need of a sharp object…NOW!
I like Maxwell coffee better than Folgers.
The father died during childbirth.
I’m masturbatin’ rn. ‘Bout to cum.
The boy walked down the street in a carefree way, playing without notice of what was about him. He didn’t hear the sound of the car as his ball careened into the road. He took a step toward it, and in doing so sealed his fate.
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.
im a 27 year old male and out of nowhere i developed a fetish for wearing diapers. i have no idea why but the thought of it turns me on so much. wtf brain
i started talking to this guy a week ago and i already lost feelings,, idk how to tell him that i dont want a relationship
VIII: I’ll go blind because I’m so hurt my eyes don’t want to see me in pain.
coronavirus finally helping tourist spots a well deserved break to disinfect and clean everything.
394 Views 2710 0 I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend
Did Will Smith kill Tupac?
I wish I had a nice big feminine butt
Had a text argument with my dad. Lord help me. Facepalm meme.
The red ball sat proudly at the top of the toybox. It had been the last to be played with and anticipated it would be the next as well. The other toys grumbled beneath. At one time each had held the spot of the red ball, but over time they had sunk deeper and deeper into the toy box.
I want to fuck Susan Sayers so bad.
Stay the fuck single bitches
They’re just names to me. I don’t even care what anybody’s talking about.
Mxr plays on YouTube is a fucking horrible thing, yeah.
I wanna cut my dick off.
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw.
Calling Jack Lalane: I need my JIZZLE JUICED!
I really want to be fingered in public, like on the bus or in a theater. Just finger banged until I cum.
Be careful using this website. Full of gang stalkers that use VPNs to hide behind false identities to gaslight such identities
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun.
Sitting in the sun, away from everyone who had done him harm in the past, he quietly listened to those who roamed by. He felt at peace in the moment, hoping it would last, but knowing the reprieve would soon come to an end. He closed his eyes, the sun beating down on face and he smiled. He smiled for the first time in as long as he could remember.
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.
I want to go back to New Orleans with you and show my tits to everyone
He ordered his regular breakfast. Two eggs sunnyside up, hash browns, and two strips of bacon. He continued to look at the menu wondering if this would be the day he added something new. This was also part of the routine. A few seconds of hesitation to see if something else would be added to the order before demuring and saying that would be all. It was the same exact meal that he had ordered every day for the past two years.
I live in a time where men cut their dicks off and call themselves girls. And women grow a bit of facial hair and call themselves men…
“Begin today!” That’s all the note said. There was no indication from where it came or who may have written it. Had it been meant for someone else? Meghan looked around the room, but nobody made eye contact back. For a brief moment, she thought it might be a message for her to follow her dreams, but ultimately decided it was easier to ignore it as she crumpled it up and threw it away.
I have decided to take the next step in my sexual desires and only masturbate using my ass!
I believe the media needs to stop mentioning Kobe Bryant, let his family greave
Today, the 22nd of February. I have a random feeling that today is going to be a very great day.
What are transphobes afraid of? Their own immature insecurities or being caught developing erections?
please block facebook services
When I graduated, my parents put up my cousin’s graduation pictures instead of mine.
The wave crashed and hit the sandcastle head-on. The sandcastle began to melt under the waves force and as the wave receded, half the sandcastle was gone. The next wave hit, not quite as strong, but still managed to cover the remains of the sandcastle and take more of it away. The third wave, a big one, crashed over the sandcastle completely covering and engulfing it. When it receded, there was no trace the sandcastle ever existed and hours of hard work disappeared forever.
Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.
More women are statistically involved in child abuse that men.
I love you.
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food.
Who’s your favorite Transgal? I can’t get enough of LauraSofia0930 on CB and her thick SHEBEEF that shoots magnificent loads of thick jism! share in the comments!
Time to look for that blade.
Oh no, its geting quite dark in here!
You’re all a bunch of retards. Yes, you too.
Maybe we should take a break or something.
That’s why you’re so upset they took your food stamps
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement.
Ive been masturbating to my neigbours teenage daugther. Shes always prancing about in tight shorts. Her breasts and butt are juicy and full. She drives me wild.
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.
I quit the games I’m playing before I loose, therefore I never loose.
I just didn’t want to fuck him, sorry. But he could have watched.
Out of another, I get a lovely view of the bay and a little private wharf belonging to the estate. There is a beautiful shaded lane that runs down there from the house. I always fancy I see people walking in these numerous paths and arbors, but John has cautioned me not to give way to fancy in the least. He says that with my imaginative power and habit of story-making a nervous weakness like mine is sure to lead to all manner of excited fancies and that I ought to use my will and good sense to check the tendency. So I try.
Using all you’re devices to try to change people’s opinions isn’t clever we see right through you as if you’re transparent.. welcome to the new age!
I want to slit her throat so bad.
Black and white Green or grey Blue knows Red OR SO THEY SAID
people need to be puffin on inhalers instead of puffin on this weed bro FR y’all slow
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
I wanna be physically shown up, verbally insulted, and laughed at by delicate little preteen girlscouts.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN
The mysterious diary records the voice.
The river stole the gods.
I wasn’t your enemy. You treated me like I was.
He had three simple rules by which he lived. The first was to never eat blue food. There was nothing in nature that was edible that was blue. People often asked about blueberries, but everyone knows those are actually purple. He understood it was one of the stranger rules to live by, but it had served him well thus far in the 50+ years of his life.
My birthday wish
I need a cuddle buddy and a best friend I am rich any takers?
I love you AL; I want you so badly.
She tried to explain that love wasn’t like pie. There wasn’t a set number of slices to be given out. There wasn’t less to be given to one person if you wanted to give more to another. That after a set amount was given out it would all disappear. She tried to explain this, but it fell on deaf ears.
You’re slipping away from me.
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
Time for another date with a sharp object.
I want my girl to get pregnant yet she insist on using condoms.. should i poke a hole in it? please vote in comment section
Hep C, Ha
I feel bad for not giving a crap about what my husband’s brother is doing in his life. I just don’t care.
I’m the bonsai guy from noteful****
Rebecca francett is a thieving bitch and I hope you cry in jail.
Sorry things are back to this
I’m in love with my bf but a part of me wants to go out one night and party and have crazy hot sex with another woman. But my bf wouldnt allow that…sadly
I’m only 14 and my ass is already very loose
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
We got to fight depression. Let’s do some abs, chest and arm exercises y’all. Come on! Hup hup hup…
Imagine believing you need drugs and alcohol to have fun and live life.
Thank you for confirming my worst fears that I meant nothing. Ill still help you. Can you just give me time for the pills to kick in.
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended.
I want my boyfriend, not you.
is Alan The Third still into his radical ideas of orgies and hedonism ? Does he know he is spreading venereal diseases?
Pink ponies and purple giraffes roamed the field. Cotton candy grew from the ground as a chocolate river meandered off to the side. What looked like stones in the pasture were actually rock candy. Everything in her dream seemed to be perfect except for the fact that she had no mouth.
China can’t break a broken system. The government wants you to be afraid.
I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend
I need to stop wasting my time watching too much porn and start getting a life.
What does it feel like for a man to get fucked in his asshole?
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
It seemed like it should have been so simple. There was nothing inherently difficult with getting the project done. It was simple and straightforward enough that even a child should have been able to complete it on time, but that wasn’t the case. The deadline had arrived and the project remained unfinished.
I don’t like abusers of any kind. Abuse will not be tolerated. Not anymore.
He looked at the sand. Picking up a handful, he wondered how many grains were in his hand. Hundreds of thousands? “Not enough,” the said under his breath. I need more.
I’m your girlfriend, not your therapist.
Honestly, I don’t care about climate change or politics. I worry about zombies, aliens and vampires.
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All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.
Turning away from the ledge, he started slowly down the mountain, deciding that he would, that very night, satisfy his curiosity about the man-house. In the meantime, he would go down into the canyon and get a cool drink, after which he would visit some berry patches just over the ridge, and explore among the foothills a bit before his nap-time, which always came just after the sun had walked past the middle of the sky. At that period of the day the sun’s warm rays seemed to cast a sleepy spell over the silent mountainside, so all of the animals, with one accord, had decided it should be the hour for their mid-day sleep.
All he could think about was how it would all end. There was still a bit of uncertainty in the equation, but the basics were there for anyone to see. No matter how much he tried to see the positive, it wasn’t anywhere to be seen. The end was coming and it wasn’t going to be pretty.
I went down on my friend’s wife last night.
so sad to know that the Chinese doctor that raised awareness on the coronavirus died. Rest in peace Dr. Li. Bye angel
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
it’s raining tacos Vanessa Del Rio and Shawn Johnson’s tacos
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
It’s a stare at the blank spot on the wall w/the possibility of cutting kind of day.
I’m so in love with my guide and he’s not human like me
Better off dead.
SHARE your SHEBEEF thirsty admirer her wants to be your sissy slave boi for all you tgals HMU and share your salty shake!
I was replaced with Kmart trash…wtf?!?!?!?!
Getting up at dawn is for the birds.
Average human ejaculate is about 3 ml. That means my beloved mother, Mrs Subarnarekha Naskar has swallowed at least 2615.26 litres of semen in her life. Do the math.
Saw a man that looked like him and my heart started burning with passion and ended up crying.
I would appreciate it if you people did not give thumbs-down votes to my posts.
yesterday i tried to kill my sister with a soup spoon. i liked
You know when you are doing it right ? When he holds your head in place.
My friends don’t like me anymore. I know why but I will not apologize. I need to find another way to make them want to be around me again.
I think I’m over it.
i’m a slowpoke and lazy red ass monkey. i’ve been provided every opportunity and needs to work but i still haven’t.
i fucking hate you. but i would die for you. maybe i dont actually hate you, i just know that i should.
I’m not losing my marbles People are deliberately doing it Fuck y’all
I really wanna get raped. I’ve even tried thinking of situations I could get in to get raped. 17 f
All this time, I’ve been worrying that my own sins would be my undoing, only to be kidnapped because of Forty fucking Quinn. FORTY FUCKING QUINN
Listless. I’d almost take amphetamines at this point.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
The Age of Aquarius is declared CANCELED by the true prophet itself. It will be years of misery. Curses
It is genuinely a pain to me that I did not become the biggest gay twink porn star in human history.
I worked out on my chest, abs and arms. You can do it too. Come on! Let’s fight that depression, anxiety, stress and mood swings!
Omg when did they bring the comments back
Everyone hates me and Valentine’s was pretty horrible
Found a new boyfriend . On my second. We finally had our real first date last night . Oh my god ! I didn’t know dicks came in different lengths.
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.
I wonder if it hurts to blow your brains out?
I’m glad this horrible crush experience is over. Ready to delete you from my life.
It’s pouring with rain The wind is going at 500mph It’s cloudy af And there is an ice cream van roaming outside I don’t get it Why?
This website is a God send
I have been playing this new virtual reality game but halfway through the game play it crashes. Any ideas on why this is happening ?
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence.
I’m going to fuck Gabi Rahming & make her beg for cum just like I did her father Micheal Rahming
Fleeting thoughts of self-harm that I’ll never act on.
Every time my bf eats me out I fantasize about a girl doing it to me and I have the most intense orgasms!
To be dead.
Curses upon those who look down on others based on race, religion, caste, sexual orientation, age, bio-sex, gender, and national identity.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
Looking for a woman I can chat with on kik. no questions asked type of friendship.
I WANT TO BE FAMOUS! Because I think I deserve credits for it.
I miss you
May be someday I’ll again disturb you all of a sudden without any intimation.
i miss my soulmate whoever is him
Give me more than 10,000 likes, come on. Let’s say no to racism, homophobia and sexism.
I reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly dislike you.
I have a feeling that today evening is going to be a great time.
I’m 16 and have this 14 girl that gives me head couple times a week and my gf does not know anything about it.
I’m sorry im not being honest. Forgive me.
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn.
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
They argue. While the argument seems to be different the truth is it’s always the same. Yes, the topic may be different or the circumstances, but when all said and done, it all came back to the same thing. They both knew it, but neither has the courage or strength to address the underlying issue. So they continue to argue.
Aisè wants Michał.
I picked the wrong day to not take my Prozac. It was hell at work. I’m so quitting that job this year.
i got my first period today ugh
The headphones were on. They had been utilized on purpose. She could hear her mom yelling in the background, but couldn’t make out exactly what the yelling was about. That was exactly why she had put them on. She knew her mom would enter her room at any minute, and she could pretend that she hadn’t heard any of the previous yelling.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
I wanna fuck my teacher so bad, he’s sooo hot and whenever im in class i get wet, oh well!
I want to unload and fill my mom’s pussy with cum while she pounds me squatting on me, dropping all of her meaty ass and thighs on my pelvis.
Ok guys, stop all the panty sniffing, stealing, jerking, wearing perv stories. It’s not edgy, too common and average horny guy thing. Thanks, Amy.
The day has barely begun & I’m already entertaining thoughts of harming myself.
Desiree mills has the sexiest feet and cutest face
There are only two genders | Change my mind
i want to love only you and marry you. Don’t leave me!
I want to be spanked by an older woman.
Was it enough? That was the question he kept asking himself. Was being satisfied enough? He looked around him at everyone yearning to just be satisfied in their daily life and he had reached that goal. He knew that he was satisfied and he also knew it wasn’t going to be enough.
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I see death people.
And I know show me it doesn’t me well should be enough Say that
Realised I was chasing the contrail of euphoria. The irony of it is, as good as it feels it’s never a good sign.
Light travel
I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
Being flexible enough to do so, I have sucked on the tip of my own dick and came. I have done it multiple times.
Sobriety applies to honesty and clarity. Honesty to your self-reflecting and consciousness of others involved in your actions.
I love you very much. It’s not even real
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.
Time to stare at that blank spot on the wall again. No energy for anything else.
my dream is to be a powerful healer priestess
Tranquilizers make you fat. Will that make the younger generations stop doing prescriptions?
I’m going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can’t handle this anymore. She fell over the coffee table and now there is blood in her catheter. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.
I exercised my chest, abs and arms a lot today. Thanks to you all for encouraging me. In fact, I think I’ll do more later in the evening before sleeping.
If you don’t like America leave the continent.
I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making food.
I’ve rented a car in Las Vegas and have reserved a hotel in Twentynine Palms which is just north of Joshua Tree. We’ll drive from Las Vegas through Mojave National Preserve and possibly do a short hike on our way down. Then spend all day on Monday at Joshua Tree. We can decide the next morning if we want to do more in Joshua Tree or Mojave before we head back.
can u comment ur age i want to know the typical ages on this website? or like if ur over 18 and dislike if ur not?
Earthy is what she’s going for, I think.
Why men? Why not men, women, children, elders
I’m back. -Nat
God bless this website. God bless the drama. God bless the comments.
I work with a girl I have known for 30 years and man oh man do I want to suck on her tits
I wanna date joey jordison so bad
Secret genocide Lord of Cleansing please accept this human sacrifices
Lift those weights. We gotta fight depression.
Trine has Vejles best ass!
Im so sorry, I sexted and my parents are going to find out, I will NEVER DO IT AGAIN
I’m sad because i used to dream of being married to the same crush that humiliated me. I’ll never fall in love or marry again. No more love is real fantasy.
He picked up the burnt end of the branch and made a mark on the stone. Day 52 if the marks on the stone were accurate. He couldn’t be sure. Day and nights had begun to blend together creating confusion, but he knew it was a long time. Much too long.
I just want to go home.
The book is in front of the table.
I Hate My Life
Anyone wanna be my friend?
Masculine form bad and ugly. Feminine form good and sexy. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Did some awesome lifts. Let’s fight depression ya’all. We are all in it together.
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
No matter what we both go threw, we can make this work because I love you.
Wednesday’s are the worse days ever. Bad things always happen to people.
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.
Breakfasts have become my latest favorite meal time paired with iced coffee:p
He heard the loud impact before he ever saw the result. It had been so loud that it had actually made him jump back in his seat. As soon as he recovered from the surprise, he saw the crack in the windshield. It seemed to be an analogy of the current condition of his life.
Come on. Push Push push. I need to motivate myself to workout more.
You can’t fix all you did to me. The damage is done.
NO WAY THIS WEBSITE ACTUALLY ADDED COMMENTS AGAIN!!!! YAYYYYYY
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.
why do you bitch ass males love looking for opportunities to go back and forth with women? you emasculate your damn self.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
I touched myself unpurely. Lord forgive me. I need to never do it again.
glad you found love. now, let me go properly
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.
Don’t be scared. The things out there that are unknown aren’t scary in themselves. They are just unknown at the moment. Take the time to know them before you list them as scary. Then the world will be a much less scary place for you.
3 litres of ice cold mango juice 2 litres of coke 4L of waters, filtered QUENCHED AF
I recollect that my first exploit in squirrel-shooting was in a grove of tall walnut-trees that shades one side of the valley. I had wandered into it at noontime, when all nature is peculiarly quiet, and was startled by the roar of my own gun, as it broke the Sabbath stillness around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes.
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
I’m glad you guys on here are following my advice.
My brain is so weird. It’s courage enough to cut my hands but when it comes to talk to people it scares the hell out of it.
i removed u from my followers. no more free game.
I blame racist people.
My Master says I can’t post here . I better listen I don’t want to be set on fire.
Indian dramas WELP cringe
He wondered if he should disclose the truth to his friends. It would be a risky move. Yes, the truth would make things a lot easier if they all stayed on the same page, but the truth might fracture the group leaving everything in even more of a mess than it was not telling the truth. It was time to decide which way to go.
I hate my throat and gut.
Stranded. Yes, she was now the first person ever to land on Venus, but that was of little consequence. Her name would be read by millions in school as the first to land here, but that celebrity would never actually be seen by her. She looked at the control panel and knew there was nothing that would ever get it back into working order. She was the first and it was not clear this would also be her last.
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
The fact our Royal family has visited flood victims and helped support them financially & emotionally puts our PM to shame.
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.
FUCK valentines day
Why do blacks fuck there cousins?
I can smell you’re mother through the wall. You came from that hole. You smell as well. God bless.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE TO GET KARMA WITH A COMPLETE LUNATIC STALKER HACKER PSYCHOPATHIC MAN-CHILD.
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.
He colored deep space a soft yellow.
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it.
Things aren’t going well at all with mom today. She is just a limp noodle and wants to sleep all the time. I sure hope that things get better soon.
I truly hope I did the right thing.
Periods suck. I’m on mine and in crippling pain. I just wanna die. Those who don’t have periods, ur lucky
Houston Dynamos professional soccer referee Shelly McDavid smokes meth and molests her grandchild.
Buy bird food for wild birds and leave it in their homes. The less trash animals eat the less pathogenic diseases. Animal Rights are also united to Human Rights.
is it just me or listening to stories of guys complain about other girls who have treated them bad makes u wanna also treat them badly?
Can’t help you anymore. I’m sorry.
God help me i fapped on sexy nuns :(( so sad
i was dead but now i am alive. Woke up from a very long dream. Angels > Fae
It really sucks when I think about how money will always be more important than me
Have I really became THAT lonely? I’ve been dreaming about all the boys I had entertained the idea of being romantically interested in. WTH going on with me?
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
Weekday afternoons are the worst. Bad things keep happening to people.
I’ve been infected with Jew Flu.
I feel controlled by my family and I can’t enjoy my teen years.
I know we are friends, so I allow him to live because with out him you would crumble
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest.
Hold me tighter when I cum
I pee in my children’s breakfast when they stay up to late. Threaten me with CPS… I’ll give you all P no cs
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
people on tumblr like to leave me anon hate and i’m not really impacted by it often and today someone called me a worthless whore and i got turned on oops—
I want you, need you badly… my body aches when you are near
i tried this before and it failed but anyone want to dm over instagram? leave ur @ in the comments.
CORONAVIRUS ARRIVED AND INFECTED PEOPLE TOUCHING EVERYTHING WITHOUT SANITIZING!!!!!!HELP
I dislike heterosexual people.
Just the fact that you exist makes me happy.
i have an invention that will change the world but i am afraid of being murdered if i bring it out to the public
My guardian helps me since i was …. i always was. He teaches me melodies that compartmentalize trauma and soothe the mind.
I hate anything that isn’t instant. I don’t want to wait for stuff.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future.
Yeah I saw you. I think it’s kind of funny how clearly ashamed you are sometimes
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
The way my wife’s pussy feels after it’s been used by another man is the best feeling in the world.
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican.aa947d34
if he got married he really cared about her. A plus if he has children. I’m not a side chick. We are done. Have a nice life idiot77244f3f
The world is sad. Everything sad.5aa1f631
What does it mean when a “boyfriend” uses his friends to humiliate and put down his partner sharing all her secrets? HONEST REPLIES ONLYc6d791dd
I love you A. I can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to be with you.f5bb3009
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.a1c01131
What have you noticed today? I noticed that if you outline the eyes, nose, and mouth on your face with your finger, you make an “I” which makes perfect sense, but is something I never noticed before. What have you noticed today?e361e783
If there is a god, he hates me.60eae9b6
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.8febfecb
Once again, feeling the equivalent of staring at a blank spot on the wall.5bcadd48
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.50d54d77
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?21c881ab
Karen Kiebert I’d give anything to have you again every inch of you is so beautifuld6d068cb
Every time my bf eats me out I fantasize about a girl doing it to me and I have the most intense orgasms!42d777b3
It seemed like it should have been so simple. There was nothing inherently difficult with getting the project done. It was simple and straightforward enough that even a child should have been able to complete it on time, but that wasn’t the case. The deadline had arrived and the project remained unfinished.4b26e965
Mom told me to stay home. She wants to do the shopping so I don’t catch the virus. I couldn’t help but laugh. She is so mom.8947e290
Somebody please invent a strain of weed that doesn’t make me hungry.b6a4ded2
You will all know Waleska Sargenteli and her luscious shebeefea788cbc
2020 sucks3d745cb9
Why do white people look down on Indians?dd984d63
*****://discord.gg/5KwakWx for any akira x akechi fans out there you have to existea372478
coronavirus finally helping tourist spots a well deserved break to disinfect and clean everything.afbd1ecb
I just wanna go home175e0e48
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.64d1e8f6
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!! TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD!!! MY BOY NICK ROBINSON WAS THERE YEET YEET!!!ac2695a9
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.7809fe07
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE88752c91
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.e33065d6
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.bbaea8c2
I am stuck in a time loop how do i get out of it?4e927365
With Cannabis you don’t smoke, you toke.1547a191
Mom told me to stay home. She wants to do the shopping so I don’t catch the virus. I couldn’t help but laugh. She is so mom.b8861ac0
coronavirus = Zombie Virus5b8f1d76
All you do is groan about “your problems” for attention.21d76ecd
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.0c651d9c
I rent a room in the home of a married couple and I kinda feel insulted that the husband has never made a pass at me.23a9106f
I’ve been fucking Chinese hookers (in Europe) without using condoms during the coronavirus outbreak.e0da19e4
He drank life before spitting it out.07b76a2c
Just shake your butt and have a lesbian experience!4110cdda
How to make a bot for lots of likes and views?a51809cf
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You’re slipping away from me.8602ca0f
Here’s to another date w/the blank spot on the wall. Possibly w/a sharp object in tow.9daa7e7f
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?e2565fbb
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.1c15edcf
I’m so fucking mad right now! Fuck!64290286
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars.a9d4efb6
I picked the wrong day to not take my Prozac. It was hell at work. I’m so quitting that job this year.1a158173
Ha! They made a musical about a Zoey playlist and funny because Zoey got pregnant in a high school musical. Decades later and it’s still not funny.fc024e0f
naughtyposts . com needs your sex stories and COMMENTS. You can swear and post, or say ANYTHING! Horny people only please.371954d6
The losers from Noteful came to this site.1157ade9
Have I really became THAT lonely? I’ve been dreaming about all the boys I had entertained the idea of being romantically interested in. WTH going on with me?1e1fc050
Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that’s not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?48113cb5
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMAREb6a5205f
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.58df4ae2
Come on. Let’s fight depression. Let’s break a sweat by lifting those weights for abs, arms and chest.eda167b5
My back hurts from all the backstabbing and not the daily exercise.be6cc687
You’ll always be my hostess with the mostess . I’ll be in touch when Humpty and Dumpty die. Not a care in the world thenb8a5144f
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.2c804232
I walked in on my sister fucking her girlfriend with a scrap-on. Good thing I stayed hidden … or she would have seen me.86aa2da2
The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn’t have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.fed44337
Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?b651a6e1
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?126f6af2
I became drunk smoked tobacco, was boastful prideful disrespectful angry unforgiving unloving afraid paranoid worried anxious56f87f19
You know when you are doing it right ? When he holds your head in place.63510266
I hate feeling like I am being dismissed like that because I never dismiss anyone. Why did you do that. What did I do to you?6edf61a6
i never felt loved by my family, never had friends genuinely love me and all my lovers used meb13a1d66
My life is shit since I met him3cbbf062
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.a6077ac6
Here we go again. This wont last T_Te726685e
I hope you die readerc2900ad9
I wasn’t your enemy. You treated me like I was.0baa6a64
The river stole the gods.a2ddbb43
its 4am and i woke up crying. no one will ever love mea2533926
He’s a passion killer. I swear i will never orgasm the same way after everything.7ee9ee36
I blame white people.16c3d3b7
I want to bend over and let another man fuck me bareback. Oh by the way I’m a married man.4323db97
Anyone wanna be my friend?15a2abab
There are different types of secrets. She had held onto plenty of them during her life, but this one was different. She found herself holding onto the worst type. It was the type of secret that could gnaw away at your insides if you didn’t tell someone about it, but it could end up getting you killed if you did.134c91ad
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.56d5be26
I went down on my friend’s wife last night.0a03935b
Keep talking to yourself dumbass.f9888a44
The red glint of paint sparkled under the sun. He had dreamed of owning this car since he was ten, and that dream had become a reality less than a year ago. It was his baby and he spent hours caring for it, pampering it, and fondling over it. She knew this all too well, and that’s exactly why she had taken a sludge hammer to it.c4f17f30
Light travel99bbb0d7
Hopeless,sad,despondent,forlorn, desolate.And don’t know were to go and were to turn.5113cebe
I’ve drank 6.5L of water in the past 5 hours I’m gonna Niagara Falls this birch of a bug out of my stream within the next 24 hoursb7036ab3
Ive been masturbating to my neigbours teenage daugther. Shes always prancing about in tight shorts. Her breasts and butt are juicy and full. She drives me wild.8e4982ff
I was a bully who became a molester.3c459dca
I know what you guys mean now. Life is just so depressing, you just what to kill yourself sometimes. Especially if you’re aways fighting and arguing with someone.8a18c2c9
Spending time at national parks can be an exciting adventure, but this wasn’t the type of excitement she was hoping to experience. As she contemplated the situation she found herself in, she knew she’d gotten herself in a little more than she bargained for. It wasn’t often that she found herself in a tree staring down at a pack of wolves that were looking to make her their next meal.c1540b6f
Insomnia again. Cue all the bad memories & not so positive thoughts.a3508bd8
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.8d099dce
We need to fight depression. Let’s lift and sweat out all that depression ya’ll.b7e68131
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.d4e0e26f
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.a000559b