They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren’t leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.
I’m going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can’t handle this anymore. She fell over the coffee table and now there is blood in her catheter. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.
He was an expert but not in a discipline that anyone could fully appreciate. He knew how to hold the cone just right so that the soft server ice-cream fell into it at the precise angle to form a perfect cone each and every time. It had taken years to perfect and he could now do it without even putting any thought behind it. Nobody seemed to fully understand the beauty of this accomplishment except for the new worker who watched in amazement.
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.
I know what you guys mean now. Life is just so depressing, you just what to kill yourself sometimes. Especially if you’re aways fighting and arguing with someone.
I haven’t bailed on writing. Look, I’m generating a random paragraph at this very moment in an attempt to get my writing back on track. I am making an effort. I will start writing consistently again!
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I honestly have a kink of fucking an FTM hard and rough. Make him feel good, and call me daddy! Hehe! Won’t that be fun?
I wish I was never born. I don’t deserve to be alive.
When he tried to become a hunter his friends laughed behind his back. They all knew as the pelican headed the wrong way to protect the eggs.
To kill two bird’s with one stone..
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
Time for 1980’s big hair and power shoulders to make a comeback.
Any sex workers out there have you ever fallen in love with one of your clients
NICK NICK NICK NICK NA NICK NICK NICK
I’ll give you space, once again
Jesus forgive me…I need you.
I want to unload and fill my mom’s pussy with cum while she pounds me squatting on me, dropping all of her meaty ass and thighs on my pelvis.
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.
I believe the media needs to stop mentioning Kobe Bryant, let his family greave
You black widow… .
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen.
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren’t leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.
I’m going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can’t handle this anymore. She fell over the coffee table and now there is blood in her catheter. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
I just want to move on. I have too many failings to rectify.
Faster that trump comment really hurt huh.. get the sickness if it ain’t so bad chicken shit!
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
Forgive everyone and let go. This way you’ll be free of these issues.
I left my bedroom door open just a crack and my dad watched me masturbate today
He was an expert but not in a discipline that anyone could fully appreciate. He knew how to hold the cone just right so that the soft server ice-cream fell into it at the precise angle to form a perfect cone each and every time. It had taken years to perfect and he could now do it without even putting any thought behind it. Nobody seemed to fully understand the beauty of this accomplishment except for the new worker who watched in amazement.
I love to drink tea and coffee, but it makes me pee too much. I hate going to the bathroom every few minutes. Ugh
I blame racist people.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
In need of a sharp object…NOW!
people be stupid out here medicating their babies and shit FUCK
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
لقد حان الوقت لخفض شعري الحمار.
is it just me or listening to stories of guys complain about other girls who have treated them bad makes u wanna also treat them badly?
You can’t expect me to be in a relationship with if you only have sex to offer Im Asexual baby.
I know you don’t love me anymore. Just say,don’t put on this facade that you do.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
What does it feel like for a man to get fucked in his asshole?
nobody loves me to say they care on a season like this
Hey, remember when the search worked?
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.
RIP Gator Lady she perished due to an infected abscess caused by meth
Did Will Smith kill Tupac?
my brother married a child bride & no one wants to talk about it
Why is it that older women who wear makeup are so crazy sexy and fuckable?
Calling Jack Lalane: I need my JIZZLE JUICED!
Anybody from noteful? Mr. No Socks, where are you? I’m the bonsai guy btw. I miss you all.
God I wish I was dead. I hate being this way. I wish I could be happy. I wake up every morning disappointed I’m still alive. I’m fucking miserable.
My sexuality and youth is wasted while my satyr of a crush hoes around the dream
I’d rather be a bird than a fish.
This is a Japanese doll.
I know what you guys mean now. Life is just so depressing, you just what to kill yourself sometimes. Especially if you’re aways fighting and arguing with someone.
I live on a college campus and I refuse to shit in my dorm. Always in a public bathroom.
I can smell you’re mother through the wall. You came from that hole. You smell as well. God bless.
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
He couldn’t move. His head throbbed and spun. He couldn’t decide if it was the flu or the drinking last night. It was probably a combination of both.
I Hate My Life
I hope you all have a wonderful day/night. You deserve happiness and good health in your life.
I haven’t bailed on writing. Look, I’m generating a random paragraph at this very moment in an attempt to get my writing back on track. I am making an effort. I will start writing consistently again!
I really need a blumpkin
Is there a bot posting comments on the most viewied confession of the month? And the likes? Wtf?
I blame white people. Blacks are more like sick stray dogs. They can’t be blamed. They didn’t ask for this.
Pick a electric blade. Any electric blade.
Husband is going out of town soon. I’m glad. I keep dreaming that you come see me
so sad to know that the Chinese doctor that raised awareness on the coronavirus died. Rest in peace Dr. Li. Bye angel
Mothers are statically more in terms of Child abuse.
naughtyposts . com needs your sex stories and COMMENTS. You can swear and post, or say ANYTHING! Horny people only please.
My mother is driving crazy. She keeps smoking on the down low. When she knows she has a scar in her lung. She makes me so upset. Why…
The day’s only halfway over & I’m already entertaining thoughts of self-harm & killing myself.
Yesterday I fucked 2 Chinese hookers without a condom. I’m pretty sure I already have the coronavirus.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
Death is scary but i know it will release me from this hatred i’ve endured (far too long). My body will cry to live but my soul grins.
Something is wrong and its all your fault
One out of about 100 “confessions” here are real or worth reading and responding to. The rest are useless
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE