I found out my friend’s dad is a real a******. All he does is just rage for no reason. He’s getting arrested real soon.
I found out my friend’s dad is a real a******. All he does is just rage for no reason. He’s getting arrested real soon.
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The wolves stopped in their tracks, sizing up the mother and her cubs. It had been over a week since their last meal and they were getting desperate. The cubs would make a good meal, but there were high risks taking on the mother Grizzly. A decision had to be made and the wrong choice could signal the end of the pack.
VIII: I’ll go blind because I’m so hurt my eyes don’t want to see me in pain.
Pink horses galloped across the sea.
I masturbated to a Persia Monir video today and ate my own cum. It wasn’t bad, didn’t really taste like anything.
i have a crush on this girl her names tam she can get it tbfh
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
It’s China’s fault the virus is spreading, but the main thing we can blame is the bats!
Why do we keep fighting, Do you want to break up with me or something?
I blame white people.
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.
I have decided to take the next step in my sexual desires and only masturbate using my ass!
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.
It is a fantasy of mine to beat up and cripple homophobes, religious conservative extremists and sexists (this includes men who are white knights).
Thank you for confirming my worst fears that I meant nothing. Ill still help you. Can you just give me time for the pills to kick in.
Ya know what? It’s bullshit. I just don’t feel like fighting with you.
I want to get creamed by Camila Mattoli she’s the most beautiful woman alive
I’ve been paying someone for sex. We stared fucking when she was 16.
My back hurts from all the backstabbing and not the daily exercise.
i truly want you to find the love you look for if it means having peace again
I just want someone I think is attractive to climb through my window and rearrange my fuckin’ guts. I just want to have a wild teenager experience, y’know?
im a 27 year old male and out of nowhere i developed a fetish for wearing diapers. i have no idea why but the thought of it turns me on so much. wtf brain
Get off my nuts you crazy bitch! This is the reason I left.
i want to love only you and marry you. Don’t leave me!
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini.
I was missing much today could not control due to the indulgence of mind i came to you.
Men from Spain are the most misogynistic shit in the whole fucking planet. DATE ONE if you want to die of physical or mental abuse.
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
There should be a self-testing it for Coronavirus because the hospital aren’t even testing those coming in ill. Pathetic
Greetings from the real universe.
I don’t love you anymore, but I still just wanna fuck.
i miss being that little child innocent from reality whilst listening to Darube Sandstorm
He had done everything right. There had been no mistakes throughout the entire process. It had been perfection and he knew it without a doubt, but the results still stared back at him with the fact that he had lost.
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended.
I lied about something big to get a friend to stop defending someone’s poor actions, and she publicly apologized and it was embarrassing af
I just didn’t want to fuck him, sorry. But he could have watched.
I wanna suck every guy’s dick in this group
I don’t believe in Santa Claus
Illumination and loving healing to those recovering from trauma and addictions to substances and past negative behaviors
His parents continued to question him. He didn’t know what to say to them since they refused to believe the truth. He explained again and again, and they dismissed his explanation as a figment of his imagination. There was no way that grandpa, who had been dead for five years, could have told him where the treasure had been hidden. Of course, it didn’t help that grandpa was roaring with laughter in the chair next to him as he tried to explain once again how he’d found it.
“If you master only one herb in your life, master cayenne pepper.It is more powerful than any other.” – Dr. Richard Schulze
I WANT MY FLAT BACK
This is a Japanese doll.
Greg understood that this situation would make Michael terribly uncomfortable. Michael simply had no idea what was about to come and even though Greg could prevent it from happening, he opted to let it happen. It was quite ironic, really. It was something Greg had said he would never wish upon anyone a million times, yet here he was knowingly letting it happen to one of his best friends. He rationalized that it would ultimately make Michael a better person and that no matter how uncomfortable, everyone should experience racism at least once in their lifetime.
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet.
God loves us all, and i love you too. Forgive and let go, this is the method to peace.
My grandma is a hydromaniac and keeps sticking the garden hose into the windows at my house trying to flood it. What should I do about this??
I blame people who voted for Donald Trump.
NO WAY THIS WEBSITE ACTUALLY ADDED COMMENTS AGAIN!!!! YAYYYYYY
Insomnia again. Cue all the bad memories & not so positive thoughts.
Talking to you and your alters is a grind.
confuse the hell out of my sibling by spamming this server: *****://discord.gg/TKfgab
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
The world is sad. Everything sad.
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.
CONDOM IS SIN
Hey view, like, dislike botting dude or chick. Can you please bot the fuck out of this confession? Thanks
The chair sat in the corner where it had been for over 25 years. The only difference was there was someone actually sitting in it. How long had it been since someone had done that? Ten years or more he imagined. Yet there was no denying the presence in the chair now.
You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.
All the conservative religious (I’m not including the conservative economic supporters) people of every country are crack pots with low emotional intelligence.
Starting today I’ll start the path to sobriety.
i fell in love with my skate trainer
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
Read the Confessions and Posts here and there’s no wonder God is judging the world with COVID-19. God Help us all.
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies.
Love you. No matter what. Hope all is well. Be safe.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
Come on. I exercised my abs, arms and chest. You can do it too. Let’s go. Its not just about the body, but to fight depression too. Let’s go.
He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw.
He doesn’t even care about me, why am I wasting my time with him? What does it matter, it’s not working. Love is the commitment to tolerate another person.
i just need fucking space
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen.
Only thing keeping me from kms is the fact that my mom said I’ll go to hell if I do I don’t want to take that chance
Easy explanation of God is number 3… it is not one circle, it is two circles that united form the eye. 3= God
Let’s fight the depressive symptoms some of us are having. Let’s lift those weights or hit the treadmill. We must sweat. Come on.
I’m going to fuck Gabi Rahming & make her beg for cum just like I did her father Micheal Rahming
PERIOD OR INFECTION OR BOTH I DONT KNOW I CAN’T GO TO SLEEP
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
I had an affair with a married woman. In the past, I had an affair with an engaged woman too. No resentment. I had fun! Godspeed! Jakeytor (IG) hectorfabros3rd@gmail****
I love you God I’ll be your warrior of light I’ll stay for you
The red ball sat proudly at the top of the toybox. It had been the last to be played with and anticipated it would be the next as well. The other toys grumbled beneath. At one time each had held the spot of the red ball, but over time they had sunk deeper and deeper into the toy box.
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.
It was going to rain. The weather forecast didn’t say that, but the steel plate in his hip did. He had learned over the years to trust his hip over the weatherman. It was going to rain, so he better get outside and prepare.
If Peppa Pig is a 7″1 fucking pig, then I fear how tall Daddy Pig is. Now I know why somepeople are afraid of bacon…
Вы все крепостные для матери России! Слава славе Ленина!
She asked the question even though she didn’t really want to hear the answer. It was a no-win situation since she already knew. If he told the truth, she’d get confirmation of her worst fears. If he lied, she’d know that he wasn’t who she thought he was which would be almost as bad. Yet she asked the question anyway and waited for his answer.
Yesterday I fucked 2 Chinese hookers without a condom. I’m pretty sure I already have the coronavirus.
The red glint of paint sparkled under the sun. He had dreamed of owning this car since he was ten, and that dream had become a reality less than a year ago. It was his baby and he spent hours caring for it, pampering it, and fondling over it. She knew this all too well, and that’s exactly why she had taken a sludge hammer to it.
The guy i met in 2016 can die in 2016
Looking for a cute girl who is willing to shit all over my sack.
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon.
Don’t forget that gifts often come with costs that go beyond their purchase price. When you purchase a child the latest smartphone, you’re also committing to a monthly phone bill. When you purchase the latest gaming system, you’re likely not going to be satisfied with the games that come with it for long and want to purchase new titles to play. When you buy gifts it’s important to remember that some come with additional costs down the road that can be much more expensive than the initial gift itself.
God I wish I was dead. I hate being this way. I wish I could be happy. I wake up every morning disappointed I’m still alive. I’m fucking miserable.
OH MY GOD I LIKE HIM
Being racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and ageist gets you nowhere in life.
Rape in peace, Kobe.
What if i’ve already been used by the devil to mess with my brethren and or other people as well? Because i couldn’t integrate with others?
Anyone down to worship the holy Jism with me today?
He said he was ok with getting married to me after he swore hed never marry again, that means so much
I’m tired of the porn I’m used to watching. I need something much, much better to make me cum faster.
I want Graysen to win kids baking championship
Waleska Sargenteli makes the hottest porn vids, gonna find out how to be her costar. isn’t she one of the hottest pornstars you’ve ever seen?
Please wait outside of the house.
He hacked me and made me a viral joke
I know you’re awake,you just don’t want to talk to me.
I watched too much porn today and I regret it.
I guess we could discuss the implications of the phrase “meant to be.” That is if we wanted to drown ourselves in a sea of backwardly referential semantics and other mumbo-jumbo. Maybe such a discussion would result in the determination that “meant to be” is exactly as meaningless a phrase as it seems to be, and that none of us is actually meant to be doing anything at all. But that’s my existential underpants underpinnings showing. It’s the way the cookie crumbles. And now I want a cookie.
“It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.
I’m a girl. I think I’m in love with my female best friend. I’m going to tell her in five days. Wish me luck
I’m telling her to go to the emergency room. She knows her condition is not normal, yet she still wants to stay home. I hate stubborn people.
Trine has Vejles best ass!
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
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Brandon Montgomery from Windsor Ontario has the most perfect, sexiest feet iv ever seen. I’d give anything to be at her sweet feet
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.
I wanna fuck my teacher so bad, he’s sooo hot and whenever im in class i get wet, oh well!
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
Truth is I sell nudes on Snapchat so if you want some nudes hit me up @spoilmedaddy101
I feel like I am a girl. I want to dress like a girl and go around.
NICK NICK NICK NICK NA NICK NICK NICK
I was tricked by a tranny and if I ever see that bitch again I’ll kill her
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
I’ll try to call you next week maybe we can work something out every once in a while we can still chat
Yep, thank guys. I really had a great time with y’all. Gonna end it, see ya in hell, cause that where all the funny and interesting people go.
When I graduated, my parents put up my cousin’s graduation pictures instead of mine.
You double dared me.
WHO THE FUCK IS AZIZ?
And I know show me it doesn’t me well should be enough Say that
I need a cuddle buddy and a best friend I am rich any takers?
email or die
Oh no, its geting quite dark in here!
i was dead but now i am alive. Woke up from a very long dream. Angels > Fae
He picked up the burnt end of the branch and made a mark on the stone. Day 52 if the marks on the stone were accurate. He couldn’t be sure. Day and nights had begun to blend together creating confusion, but he knew it was a long time. Much too long.
i started talking to this guy a week ago and i already lost feelings,, idk how to tell him that i dont want a relationship
He ordered his regular breakfast. Two eggs sunnyside up, hash browns, and two strips of bacon. He continued to look at the menu wondering if this would be the day he added something new. This was also part of the routine. A few seconds of hesitation to see if something else would be added to the order before demuring and saying that would be all. It was the same exact meal that he had ordered every day for the past two years.
White people always got that dumb look on their face and want me to give them the same look as if…
You know when you are doing it right ? When he holds your head in place.
I work with a girl I have known for 30 years and man oh man do I want to suck on her tits
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
Like if making sure i was good enough in the mirror 24/7 wasn’t proof for you of how FRAGILE i am.
Sometimes feel ilke a burden
Realised I was chasing the contrail of euphoria. The irony of it is, as good as it feels it’s never a good sign.
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment.
CORONAVIRUS ARRIVED AND INFECTED PEOPLE TOUCHING EVERYTHING WITHOUT SANITIZING!!!!!!HELP
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.
Hot filthy shit, brewing and churning inside my colon. I eagerly await your stinking arrival, and to see what shape my sphincter has fashioned you.
There seems to be a lot of trolls, jizzle juice fans, panty wearing guys, masturbaters on this site.
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.
I want to unload and fill my mom’s pussy with cum while she pounds me squatting on me, dropping all of her meaty ass and thighs on my pelvis.
I fantasize about reeducation camps
Ha! They made a musical about a Zoey playlist and funny because Zoey got pregnant in a high school musical. Decades later and it’s still not funny.
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
I took a Oxycodone pill for my back pain. But it gets me nervous and mess up my brain. I don’t know why.
Everyone hates me and Valentine’s was pretty horrible
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.
Conservatism is a mental illness.
I didn’t realise living in poverty was this much fun.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
I wouldn’t bother being comfortable talking about my past relationships with a future significant other. The past stays in the past where it belongs.
I love you. You have helped me a lot. I don’t know why I still “feel” this way. Depression sucks
Come on Push. Push. I need to workout harder to fight that depression. Push.
The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.
A glittering gem is not enough.
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.
I regret never asking my ex for nudes She was a big tiddy goth, and her nudes could have been some high quality fap material ;_;
Was it enough? That was the question he kept asking himself. Was being satisfied enough? He looked around him at everyone yearning to just be satisfied in their daily life and he had reached that goal. He knew that he was satisfied and he also knew it wasn’t going to be enough.
I hope you die in a fire
Curses upon those who look down on others based on race, religion, caste, sexual orientation, age, bio-sex, gender, and national identity.
You’re never going to be heard by your family. You’re never going to get to go home properly after eleven years.
Hey you, yeah YOU. What does this mean?
Il5l take Logan Marshall-Green in the front & Tom Hardy in back please, thank you.
Mym bullies me, and I am mym
I’m a horrible sinner but i beg for mercy and want to change. Please forgive all from your heart and let go to have peace, i’ll do that.
im fucked and not in a good way
It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
I live in a time where men cut their dicks off and call themselves girls. And women grow a bit of facial hair and call themselves men…
MaryLou wore the tiara with pride. There was something that made doing anything she didn’t really want to do a bit easier when she wore it. She really didn’t care what those staring through the window were thinking as she vacuumed her apartment.
Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do.
Please tell me this life was just a dream
“Begin today!” That’s all the note said. There was no indication from where it came or who may have written it. Had it been meant for someone else? Meghan looked around the room, but nobody made eye contact back. For a brief moment, she thought it might be a message for her to follow her dreams, but ultimately decided it was easier to ignore it as she crumpled it up and threw it away.
Waleska Sargenteli has a big dick, baby! She is ready to breed some Backsnatch flooding it with her Brazilian JIZZLE JUICE! taste the cum rainbow!
it’s raining tacos Vanessa Del Rio and Shawn Johnson’s tacos
Good After noon. I’m drink black tea now.
God bless this website. God bless the drama. God bless the comments.
the planet is a lot but hey, we can stretch
Can we just acknowledge how Google’s doodle for Valentines Day are two literal Star-Crossed Lovers? I think that is art x
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
Pick a blade. Any blade.
Come on. Push Push push. I need to motivate myself to workout more.
Those who down vote this will have it coming for them. Karma. Curses shall befall on those who discriminate based on sex, age, gender, sexual orientation and race.
I know you’re just doing the minimum to keep me on the hook…So appreciated but doesn’t everybody want somebody that’s crazy about them back?
I have this desire to transform reality with my mind
I only feel normal when I smoke weed Once a week is all i do but I wish I didn’t feel / act so crazy without it
Saw a man that looked like him and my heart started burning with passion and ended up crying.
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
I am Doctor Remulak
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
I inadvertently went to See’s Candy last week (I was in the mall looking for phone repair), and as it turns out, See’s Candy now charges a dollar — a full dollar — for even the simplest of their wee confection offerings. I bought two chocolate lollipops and two chocolate-caramel-almond things. The total cost was four-something. I mean, the candies were tasty and all, but let’s be real: A Snickers bar is fifty cents. After this dollar-per-candy revelation, I may not find myself wandering dreamily back into a See’s Candy any time soon.
I’m going to take it out on you’re kids bitch!
Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
Dave found joy in the daily routine of life. He awoke at the same time, ate the same breakfast and drove the same commute. He worked at a job that never seemed to change and he got home at 6 pm sharp every night. It was who he had been for the last ten years and he had no idea that was all about to change.
Faster that trump comment really hurt huh.. get the sickness if it ain’t so bad chicken shit!
I truly hope I did the right thing.
i really want to become a dictator and turn everyone on this planet into my slaves.doing, killing, and fucking who and what ever i want
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Secret genocide Lord of Cleansing please accept this human sacrifices
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
Normality and sanity is good. Whatever bad state you’re in snap out of it.
The fact our Royal family has visited flood victims and helped support them financially & emotionally puts our PM to shame.
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it.
A one way ticket to London I’ve got 6 familiar paths
Eating raw fish didn’t sound like a good idea. “It’s a delicacy in Japan,” didn’t seem to make it any more appetizing. Raw fish is raw fish, delicacy or not.
My heart is hurt and i don’t want it to heal.
so you will never ?
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In the 1980s Bernie Sanders rimmed me and Joe Biden taped it on one of those huge VHS camcorders. It felt good.
Peter Han – Training Yourself to Draw From Imagination
Hayley Williams is back. Climax in a music. (Me first)
Wish I was dead. I don’t deserve to be alive & wish I was never born.
Just got done creamin you’re girl bruh tell her to wipe her ass, smelt like booty when I clapped them cheeks from behind.
3 litres of ice cold mango juice 2 litres of coke 4L of waters, filtered QUENCHED AF
I don’t like abusers of any kind. Abuse will not be tolerated. Not anymore.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
If you thought i was your Star you killed me. You will never see my face again.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
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Feeling the urge to harm myself again.
Mom told me to stay home. She wants to do the shopping so I don’t catch the virus. I couldn’t help but laugh. She is so mom.
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.
Here’s the thing. She doesn’t have anything to prove, but she is going to anyway. That’s just her character. She knows she doesn’t have to, but she still will just to show you that she can. Doubt her more and she’ll prove she can again. We all already know this and you will too.
I quit the games I’m playing before I loose, therefore I never loose.
Remember what I said dont like or dislike or comment this stupid post!
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.
I love my mother so much.
What are transphobes afraid of? Their own immature insecurities or being caught developing erections?
Using all you’re devices to try to change people’s opinions isn’t clever we see right through you as if you’re transparent.. welcome to the new age!
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.
There was something in the tree. It was difficult to tell from the ground, but Rachael could see movement. She squinted her eyes and peered in the direction of the movement, trying to decipher exactly what she had spied. The more she peered, however, the more she thought it might be a figment of her imagination. Nothing seemed to move until the moment she began to take her eyes off the tree. Then in the corner of her eye, she would see the movement again and begin the process of staring again.
I feel guilty for not having done enough against people who were rude and mean to me.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
Having no hair made him look even hairier.
I’m going to cream Gabi Rahming of Albany Louisiana’s pussy just like I used to breed her dad Michael’s rectum
Is it bad to chew your multi-vitamin pills? I wonder, because I do.
Karen Kiebert I’d give anything to have you again every inch of you is so beautiful
Had a text argument with my dad. Lord help me. Facepalm meme.
I want to slit her throat so bad.
You jive Turkey!
please block facebook services
He knew what he was supposed to do. That had been apparent from the beginning. That was what made the choice so difficult. What he was supposed to do and what he would do were not the same. This would have been fine if he were willing to face the inevitable consequences, but he wasn’t.
I think I’m over it.
To be dead.
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat.
It’s a stare at the blank spot on the wall w/the possibility of cutting kind of day.
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.
Being racist, sexist, ageist, homophobic, transphobic and xenophobic gets you nowhere in life.
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
Damn, why is having a shit so pleasant?
Dave watched as the forest burned up on the hill, only a few miles from her house. The car had been hastily packed and Marta was inside trying to round up the last of the pets. Dave went through his mental list of the most important papers and documents that they couldn’t leave behind. He scolded himself for not having prepared these better in advance and hoped that he had remembered everything that was needed. He continued to wait for Marta to appear with the pets, but she still was nowhere to be seen.
I need to put my own feelings and needs aside and just be her friend. She is going through so much right now. But how do I do this without suffocating the bitch?
I want to drug my boyfriend and tie him up in my basement. Don’t judge me I’m sure I’m not the only girl who’s thought of that.
I miss you
I don’t know you, and we have never met but you’re mean. Bah
He sat across from her trying to imagine it was the first time. It wasn’t. Had it been a hundred? It quite possibly could have been. Two hundred? Probably not. His mind wandered until he caught himself and again tried to imagine it was the first time.
I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
I’m bored but it’s a sin to say
Iguanas were falling out of the trees.
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars.
Pick a electric blade. Any electric blade.
You want me to be honest,then you get mad at me. Sorry,ill shut my fucking mouth. Won’t tell you anything again.
I wish I was sucking a stiff huge Vick right now. Seriously !
This website is toxic. Leave
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!! TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD!!! MY BOY NICK ROBINSON WAS THERE YEET YEET!!!
I Hate My Life
Ok guys, stop all the panty sniffing, stealing, jerking, wearing perv stories. It’s not edgy, too common and average horny guy thing. Thanks, Amy.
I ran out of sugar. So I had to drink Honey Coffee this morning. It was good.
I blame white people. Blacks are too dumb to be responsible for anything.
Do you use condoms when fucking hookers?
Listless. I’d almost take amphetamines at this point.
Why do white people look down on Indians?
I accidentally came out to my sister by sending her a message that was intended to go to a friend saying, “look at her tiddies I wanna suck em”
Hey, babe. I wonder what you’re up to today? I hope you enjoy it. Love you.
Luxury isn’t the cost of something lavish and expensive. Luxury is a feeling, of content, tranquillity and the raw emotion of bliss. Whatever that Luxury to you may be x
I left my bedroom door open just a crack and my dad watched me masturbate today
Maybe we should take a break or something.
I’m only 14 and my ass is already very loose
I’m considering breaking up and getting a div. You hurt me. I love you. I don’t want to lose you. ….. … I’ve already lost you
I wonder what I did to piss them off. It wasn’t even past the actual date as per stated document.
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.
I exercised my chest, abs and arms a lot today. Thanks to you all for encouraging me. In fact, I think I’ll do more later in the evening before sleeping.
She advised him to come back at once.
I’m glad you guys on here are following my advice.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
Give me a scientific reason like someone like me or anyone else can’t get a girlfriend? Come on spew those science words?
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
i saw some naked photos and gifs of women in tattoos last night…i feel guilty about it. sorry
would it be crazy to downgrade to a flip phone? Seriously Considering it
I covered my friend in baby oil.
SJUCK DICK BITCVHJ
So we’re just going to ignore how Europe belongs to the immigrants now?
I’m really beginning to hate where I am Like truly Maybe ill Maybe I can’t go to sleep Baut I hate it hete
That Muttr website is full of shit people I swear.
I haven’t had sex in 3 years.
We need to fight depression. Come on. We need to all lift. Get those abs, chest and arms.
Wouldn’t mind sneaking away for a weekend . You’re poison, yet I want to spoil you. Damn when will they die ?
It was just a burger. Why couldn’t she understand that? She knew he’d completely changed his life around her eating habits, so why couldn’t she give him a break this one time? She wasn’t even supposed to have found out. Yes, he had promised her and yes, he had broken that promise, but still in his mind, all it had been was just a burger.
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.
A hacker is trying to find my location from my Instagram account. I’m only 13im scared
Why am I such an asshole? Why does it get worse when i feel good?
Omg when did they bring the comments back
Baiting rednecks, weirdos, Nazis, perverts, wasters, and trailer trash on this website is depressingly easy and the responses are depressingly predictable.
Stupid question, so I heard that the average person can live without food for 30 days. How many days would it take for a fat person to die
You trolls have no life. I hope you guys get diarrhea for a week and and shit on yourself.
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
I fell in love with my best friend. She cared about me in a way no one had in a very long time, and I want it to more but it never will be.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
I want my crush to sit on my face.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
I walked in on my sister fucking her girlfriend with a scrap-on. Good thing I stayed hidden … or she would have seen me.
Everything and everyone hates me so much
Hentai is better then Normal Porn
I got to tell you I love you in text today. Too bad I can’t tell you just how much i actually mean it
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
I just want to go home.
Why the fuck would u say such a thing
the holocaust was faked
I will always love you come what may. It truly pains to love from far but still I can’t stop. I love you my pole
Green vines attached to the trunk of the tree had wound themselves toward the top of the canopy. Ants used the vine as their private highway, avoiding all the creases and crags of the bark, to freely move at top speed from top to bottom or bottom to top depending on their current chore. At least this was the way it was supposed to be. Something had damaged the vine overnight halfway up the tree leaving a gap in the once pristine ant highway.
I missed my girl cousin I’m closest to wedding because I lost the password to my a email account So gutted
The day has barely begun & I’m already entertaining thoughts of harming myself.
Anyone trying to rp? Haven’t abducted a child in like two weeks pc huh
It was a question of which of the two she preferred. On the one hand, the choice seemed simple. The more expensive one with a brand name would be the choice of most. It was the easy choice. The safe choice. But she wasn’t sure she actually preferred it.
The young man wanted a role model. He looked long and hard in his youth, but that role model never materialized. His only choice was to embrace all the people in his life he didn’t want to be like.
eerie when the past comes back to say -hello goodbye
I really wanna get raped. I’ve even tried thinking of situations I could get in to get raped. 17 f
I hate anything that isn’t instant. I don’t want to wait for stuff.
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
My boyfriend got me pregnant and said he wanted the baby, now he’s changed his mind and expects me to terminate. I don’t want to.
Ugh, I’m so fucking angry. I’m angry, sad, and kind of scared. I’m chocking this up to being sexually frustrated. And it is so annoying and stressful.
Transgenderism Is Not Even Real
I just wanna go home
There wasn’t a bird in the sky, but that was not what caught her attention. It was the clouds. The deep green that isn’t the color of clouds, but came with these. She knew what was coming and she hoped she was prepared.
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.
K!zz M3 @$$ b!+<h.
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.
I loved this so much,im so happy. you’re the love of my life
Dear family. Sorry I never grew up to be anything.
I masturbate to pictures of the hot pussy that gave birth to me.
Bitchphobia: Where you act like a son of a bitch everyday. Only white people can get diagnosed.
RIP Gator Lady she perished due to an infected abscess caused by meth
MY SIBLING ACTUALLY THINKS KOROSENSEI IS GOING TO LIVE (BASED OFF A DUMB THING I SAID.) I DON’T HAVE THE HEART TO BREAK THE NEWS TO HER.
I thank god everyday that my ex-partner & I never had kids. Cause sometime after we broke up, I realize I didn’t want kids. I still don’t.
Death is scary but i know it will release me from this hatred i’ve endured (far too long). My body will cry to live but my soul grins.
2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN