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  • i love you, matic skabar

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:14 am Reply
  • I watch The L Word on netflix with my bf in hopes to come to terms with my sexuality without anyone knowing.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:14 am Reply
  • Her mom had warned her. She had been warned time and again, but she had refused to believe her. She had done everything right and she knew she would be rewarded for doing so with the promotion. So when the promotion was given to her main rival, it not only stung, it threw her belief system into disarray. It was her first big lesson in life, but not the last.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:14 am Reply
  • It went through such rapid contortions that the little bear was forced to change his hold on it so many times he became confused in the darkness, and could not, for the life of him, tell whether he held the sheep right side up, or upside down. But that point was decided for him a moment later by the animal itself, who, with a sudden twist, jabbed its horns so hard into his lowest ribs that he gave a grunt of anger and disgust.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:14 am Reply
  • I know you don’t love me anymore. Just say,don’t put on this facade that you do.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:15 am Reply
  • i’m not sleeping with you and i’m not going to date you.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:15 am Reply
  • My bf said I’m the energizer bunny of sex…he hates it.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:15 am Reply
  • I’m only staying in this relationship because i can’t afford to leave. I really tried loving you, but it’s so difficult for me

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:15 am Reply
  • I hate how the internet is such a big haven for scammer, liars and cheaters. I just want to try and date someone who shares my interests and fantasies

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:16 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:16 am Reply
  • Psychiatrist Dr Kamaldeep Sandhu MD raped me and I am afraid to contact police!!!!! Please help

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:16 am Reply
  • David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:16 am Reply
  • I’ll never sell my art for service. My life is privatized from now on. Fuck off

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:17 am Reply
  • He had done everything right. There had been no mistakes throughout the entire process. It had been perfection and he knew it without a doubt, but the results still stared back at him with the fact that he had lost.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:17 am Reply
  • Everyone hates me and Valentine’s was pretty horrible

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:17 am Reply
  • I’ve been infected with Jew Flu.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:17 am Reply
  • mary Magdalene blew Jesus many times and she ate his Holy load

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:18 am Reply
  • i really want to become a dictator and turn everyone on this planet into my slaves.doing, killing, and fucking who and what ever i want

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:18 am Reply
  • “Begin today!” That’s all the note said. There was no indication from where it came or who may have written it. Had it been meant for someone else? Meghan looked around the room, but nobody made eye contact back. For a brief moment, she thought it might be a message for her to follow her dreams, but ultimately decided it was easier to ignore it as she crumpled it up and threw it away.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:18 am Reply
  • No fish again. 0 salmon. 99% chance of parasites

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:18 am Reply
  • The words hadn’t flowed from his fingers for the past few weeks. He never imagined he’d find himself with writer’s block, but here he sat with a blank screen in front of him. That blank screen taunting him day after day had started to play with his mind. He didn’t understand why he couldn’t even type a single word, just one to begin the process and build from there. And yet, he already knew that the eight hours he was prepared to sit in front of his computer today would end with the screen remaining blank.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:19 am Reply
  • I masturbate to pictures of the hot pussy that gave birth to me.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:19 am Reply
  • I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:19 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:19 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:20 am Reply
  • I’m considering breaking up and getting a div. You hurt me. I love you. I don’t want to lose you. ….. … I’ve already lost you

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:20 am Reply
  • I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:20 am Reply
  • If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:20 am Reply
  • The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:21 am Reply
  • Why is it that older women who wear makeup are so crazy sexy and fuckable?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:21 am Reply
  • It is a fantasy of mine to beat up and cripple homophobes, religious conservative extremists and sexists (this includes men who are white knights).

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:21 am Reply
  • Pink horses galloped across the sea.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:21 am Reply
  • I hope you die in a fire

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:22 am Reply
  • That Muttr website is full of shit people I swear.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:22 am Reply
  • I don’t believe in Santa Claus

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:22 am Reply
  • I think I’ve been stood up.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:22 am Reply
  • Wanted to give you your wake up call.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:23 am Reply
  • It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:23 am Reply
  • The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:23 am Reply
  • I didn’t realise living in poverty was this much fun.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:23 am Reply
  • I blame white people.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:24 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:24 am Reply
  • Should I confront my ex about them hooking up with someone else soon (less than a week) after we broke up?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:24 am Reply
  • Life some more. Lift. Lift.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:24 am Reply
  • I wish I could just do whatever I wanted. Just for a little while.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:25 am Reply
  • What’s the least offensive way for me to tell my husband he smells like he hasn’t showered in 3 weeks and his breath is rancid?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:25 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:25 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:25 am Reply
  • Here’s to another date w/the blank spot on the wall. Possibly w/a sharp object in tow.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:26 am Reply
  • VIII: I’ll go blind because I’m so hurt my eyes don’t want to see me in pain.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:26 am Reply
  • I want you now AL

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:26 am Reply
  • I think I am dissociating right now. It’s a bit scary.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:26 am Reply
  • All this time, I’ve been worrying that my own sins would be my undoing, only to be kidnapped because of Forty fucking Quinn. FORTY FUCKING QUINN

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:27 am Reply
  • I think my bowls are moving too fast…. how soon is too soon to be shittin after I eat? Bc the shit still smell like fresh tacos. Burnt a lil too.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:27 am Reply
  • Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:27 am Reply
  • “Don’t judge a book by its cover” You have to know the full story. One page can have information that changes everything

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:27 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:28 am Reply
  • You see, you wishing death on all the Chinese people. Now look the corona virus is spreading all over America. Be careful what you wish for.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:28 am Reply
  • We have a lot of rain in June.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:28 am Reply
  • I wish I knew if people were single or taken without asking

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:28 am Reply
  • She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:29 am Reply
  • Right now I’m having a shit and having a tea.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:29 am Reply
  • The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:29 am Reply
  • Those who down vote this will have it coming for them. Karma. Curses shall befall on those who discriminate based on sex, age, gender, sexual orientation and race.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:29 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:30 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:30 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:30 am Reply
  • Took a box cutter to some random kids toys today. I’m glad I didn’t cut the kid.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:30 am Reply
  • I love you.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:31 am Reply
  • Men from Spain are the most misogynistic shit in the whole fucking planet. DATE ONE if you want to die of physical or mental abuse.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:31 am Reply
  • I honestly have a kink of fucking an FTM hard and rough. Make him feel good, and call me daddy! Hehe! Won’t that be fun?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:31 am Reply
  • She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:31 am Reply
  • i have an invention that will change the world but i am afraid of being murdered if i bring it out to the public

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:32 am Reply
  • His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:32 am Reply
  • I love you

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:32 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:32 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:33 am Reply
  • I’m really beginning to hate where I am Like truly Maybe ill Maybe I can’t go to sleep Baut I hate it hete

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:33 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:33 am Reply
  • He said he was ok with getting married to me after he swore hed never marry again, that means so much

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:33 am Reply
  • I get so fucking horny before my period but I can’t masturbate right now.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:34 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:34 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:34 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 2:34 am Reply
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