Why do I keep setting myself up? I know…. I have actual factual knowledge…that she is batshit f****** insane. Lies all the time about f****** everything. Teases tempts and abandons me time and again. For 10 f****** years. But as soon as I see or smell her I am right back in.
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RIP Gator Lady she perished due to an infected abscess caused by meth
I am a guy and I just had my first anal orgasim and 6 more after that. I never knew this type of pleasure. This is a game changer.
All you do is groan about “your problems” for attention.
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
me and my bf often share pics of each other having sex with our wives sometimes while we are having sex
My husband’s kink is reclaiming me after I’ve been with other men.
She wondered if the note had reached him. She scolded herself for not handing it to him in person. She trusted her friend, but so much could happen. She waited impatiently for word.
i once had a dream about fondling another girl’s feet and i woke up aroused
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house.
Any sex workers out there have you ever fallen in love with one of your clients
Enjoying my date with the blank spot on the wall w/sharp objects nearby.
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
I’ve been fucking Chinese hookers (in Europe) without using condoms during the coronavirus outbreak.
I still love you Naqilah. Always have, always will, till the end of time.
Thank you for confirming my worst fears that I meant nothing. Ill still help you. Can you just give me time for the pills to kick in.
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.
My friends don’t like me anymore. I know why but I will not apologize. I need to find another way to make them want to be around me again.
I have a blood fetish with my own blood. I love my blood🩸
I hope there are no trannies over here.
“Don’t judge a book by its cover” You have to know the full story. One page can have information that changes everything
farewell and be a good person. the planet is dying for love
I have constant realistic nightmares about being raped, its so violent and scary that its now my biggest fear
mary Magdalene blew Jesus many times and she ate his Holy load
SHARE your SHEBEEF thirsty admirer her wants to be your sissy slave boi for all you tgals HMU and share your salty shake!
I think it would be hot if my wife had a lover. When she comes home. I’d go down on her to taste his cum.
We got to fight depression. Let’s do some abs, chest and arm exercises y’all. Come on! Hup hup hup…
Lift those weights. We gotta fight depression.
I never had a crush on Marcia Brady. I always fancied Jan.
All women are sluts
Truth is I sell nudes on Snapchat so if you want some nudes hit me up @spoilmedaddy101
I know the earth is not flat, but the confidence of people who believe it is almost makes what they are saying believable. I want that kind of confidence.
I wanna be raped. I wanna be raped by an older man as he fucks my tight little pussy. P.S. I’m 17. Hit me up. 283-887-8936
i will do like him and go down the path of sobriety
No matter what we both go threw, we can make this work because I love you.
I’m so in love with my guide and he’s not human like me
Light travel
NY1 producer Jessica Steiner spent ten years being my cumdump
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
I just didn’t want to fuck him, sorry. But he could have watched.
There once lived an old man and an old woman who were peasants and had to work hard to earn their daily bread. The old man used to go to fix fences and do other odd jobs for the farmers around, and while he was gone the old woman, his wife, did the work of the house and worked in their own little plot of land.
I pee in my children’s breakfast when they stay up to late. Threaten me with CPS… I’ll give you all P no cs
All this time, I’ve been worrying that my own sins would be my undoing, only to be kidnapped because of Forty fucking Quinn. FORTY FUCKING QUINN
If you have nothing good to say don’t say, don’t say nothing at all.Some people are so rude and annoying. Damn.
Who’s your favorite Transgal? I can’t get enough of LauraSofia0930 on CB and her thick SHEBEEF that shoots magnificent loads of thick jism! share in the comments!
I feel bad for not giving a crap about what my husband’s brother is doing in his life. I just don’t care.
I fantasize about reeducation camps
May those who are sexist, homophobic or racist be cursed for the upcoming week.
I’m the bonsai guy from noteful****
Succ ‘n’ Fucc
I blame white people.
I’m not a cutter, but I think about it often. That said, if I were to start, I wouldn’t go for my arms. Too obvious.
“Are you getting my texts???” she texted to him. He glanced at it and chuckled under his breath. Of course he was getting them, but if he wasn’t getting them, how would he ever be able to answer? He put the phone down and continued on his project. He was ignoring her texts and he planned to continue to do so.
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.
Its because you may be dumb, but you’re not a dweeb
You’re just a sucker with no self esteem
Ohhh my stomach. Oh uhhh. Never eat yogurt after a meal…oh…
I haven’t had sex in 3 years.
I want my girl to get pregnant yet she insist on using condoms.. should i poke a hole in it? please vote in comment section
I dislike heterosexual people.
Howling like a crying wolf to be closer to my creator.
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room.
Can we just acknowledge how Google’s doodle for Valentines Day are two literal Star-Crossed Lovers? I think that is art x