you can come back into my life 10 years later and i will love you as if no time had passed.you can leave forever and i would not hate you for it.
-yeez
you can come back into my life 10 years later and i will love you as if no time had passed.you can leave forever and i would not hate you for it.
-yeez
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I just didnāt want to fuck him, sorry. But he could have watched.
Periods suck. Iām on mine and in crippling pain. I just wanna die. Those who donāt have periods, ur lucky
Iām bored but itās a sin to say
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
why do identity crises have to hit you at one in the morning? iāve never had one til now and i feel like my chest is imploding. i hate it
I kissed a girl and I liked it- the taste of the coronavirus~ Your new parody instead of iridocyclites.
If a Girl says She will Text you back 95% chance she Wonāt
I want to sleep early and be super efficient from the time I immediately wake up.
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.
I am a Sabrina Suzuki stan. tell me she doesnāt make your cream your jeans in her videos
He got me pregnant, and when I wouldnāt abort, he left me.
im a 27 year old male and out of nowhere i developed a fetish for wearing diapers. i have no idea why but the thought of it turns me on so much. wtf brain
I am Doctor Remulak
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible.
Why is the website tripping with the likes and comments? WtF
I picked the wrong day to not take my Prozac. It was hell at work. Iām so quitting that job this year.
Sitting at work fantasising about my colleagues hot ass.
Yep, thank guys. I really had a great time with yāall. Gonna end it, see ya in hell, cause that where all the funny and interesting people go.
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I blame racist people.
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
Iām masturbatinā rn. āBout to cum.
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.
My brain is so weird. Itās courage enough to cut my hands but when it comes to talk to people it scares the hell out of it.
I want to unload and fill my momās pussy with cum while she pounds me squatting on me, dropping all of her meaty ass and thighs on my pelvis.
I just want to get my clothes off and be naked.
Once again, feeling the equivalent of staring at a blank spot on the wall.
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Next up on āmy 300 pound lifeā¦.ā
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
I wish I was sucking a stiff huge Vick right now. Seriously !
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.
It is genuinely a pain to me that I did not become the biggest gay twink porn star in human history.
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He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat.
Iām going to take it out on youāre kids bitch!
Iād rather be born as a poop than being born as a āMalaysianā.
Hopeless,sad,despondent,forlorn, desolate.And donāt know were to go and were to turn.
394 Views 2710 0 I had a threesome with my boyfriend and his ex girlfriend
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Tom got a small piece of pie.
Breakfasts have become my latest favorite meal time paired with iced coffee:p
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May be someday Iāll again disturb you all of a sudden without any intimation.
Grated cheese exists solely to snack on at 2am when you canāt sleep
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.
I blame white people. Blaming black people is like blaming people with Downās syndrome. It makes no sense.
Eating raw fish didn’t sound like a good idea. “It’s a delicacy in Japan,” didn’t seem to make it any more appetizing. Raw fish is raw fish, delicacy or not.
Current obsessive fantasy: getting spit roasted by two or more horny old men. Preferably a room full of them.
My bf said Iām the energizer bunny of sexā¦he hates it.
I could really use some boedank cherry lips right bout now
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.
i fell in love with my skate trainer
Husband is going out of town soon. Iām glad. I keep dreaming that you come see me
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.
God help me i fapped on sexy nuns :(( so sad
āYou are who you hang out withā
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars.
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.
Is there a bot posting comments on the most viewied confession of the month? And the likes? Wtf?
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
I was just miserable wondering how long Iāve been wrong for. How many years. But, no. Iām right. Rinse, repeat.
Misfortune after misfortune will befall on those who look down on others.
I blame white people.
Even though I donāt feel motivated. Iām gonna get my fat ass on the treadmill.
No fish again. 0 salmon. 99% chance of parasites
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