This website and the PEOPLE harassing me with ads and celebrities being paid to hate me have given so much anxiety i attempted suicide by stabbing my left arm twice and actually have 2 deep long stab scars to prove how abusive they have been. Those scars will remind me who are the people that hurt me. Including him.
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It was just a burger. Why couldn’t she understand that? She knew he’d completely changed his life around her eating habits, so why couldn’t she give him a break this one time? She wasn’t even supposed to have found out. Yes, he had promised her and yes, he had broken that promise, but still in his mind, all it had been was just a burger.
Do you use condoms when fucking hookers?
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
He had three simple rules by which he lived. The first was to never eat blue food. There was nothing in nature that was edible that was blue. People often asked about blueberries, but everyone knows those are actually purple. He understood it was one of the stranger rules to live by, but it had served him well thus far in the 50+ years of his life.
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.