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I hope you all have a wonderful day/night. You deserve happiness and good health in your life.
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
Ohhh my stomach. Oh uhhh. Never eat yogurt after a meal…oh…
I’d rather be a bird than a fish.
Burnie, free weed for all.
I laugh at random shit all the time my humor is so fucked,,,
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
You can’t expect me to be in a relationship with if you only have sex to offer Im Asexual baby.
I hope the bitches from my high school rot
I stole something from my coworker.
He looked at the sand. Picking up a handful, he wondered how many grains were in his hand. Hundreds of thousands? “Not enough,” the said under his breath. I need more.
Why is the website tripping with the likes and comments? WtF
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.
I’m glad this horrible crush experience is over. Ready to delete you from my life.
I’m poor I rummage through the trash for stuff to sell so I can keep up with the cost of living.
Sobriety applies to honesty and clarity. Honesty to your self-reflecting and consciousness of others involved in your actions.
I don’t wanna grow up
Forgive, let go and stop it. Do not cause other people error and stop sinning. Stop being an asshole and quit smoking, and also buying animal products to save the planet.
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.
I’m sorry. I’m just sorry.
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.
It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
I’m only staying in this relationship because i can’t afford to leave. I really tried loving you, but it’s so difficult for me
I’m heading back to Colorado tomorrow after being down in Santa Barbara over the weekend for the festival there. I will be making October plans once there and will try to arrange so I’m back here for the birthday if possible. I’ll let you know as soon as I know the doctor’s appointment schedule and my flight plans.
Path to sobriety
There once lived an old man and an old woman who were peasants and had to work hard to earn their daily bread. The old man used to go to fix fences and do other odd jobs for the farmers around, and while he was gone the old woman, his wife, did the work of the house and worked in their own little plot of land.
Why can’t I muster up the courage to just become an other statistic? I want to kill myself so horribly.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
Don’t ever use condoms guys.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are.
He watched as the young man tried to impress everyone in the room with his intelligence. There was no doubt that he was smart. The fact that he was more intelligent than anyone else in the room could have been easily deduced, but nobody was really paying any attention due to the fact that it was also obvious that the young man only cared about his intelligence.
Sits alone waiting for date*
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.
why do you bitch ass males love looking for opportunities to go back and forth with women? you emasculate your damn self.
I had sex with a milf colleague of mine. And now she wants to date me.
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.
We got to fight depression. Let’s do some abs, chest and arm exercises y’all. Come on! Hup hup hup…
ive had e sex with over 100 people
i miss being that little child innocent from reality whilst listening to Darube Sandstorm
I masturbate to pictures of the hot pussy that gave birth to me.
I’m only 14 and my ass is already very loose
I love you A. I can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to be with you.
I’m going to take it out on you’re kids bitch!
I never had a crush on Marcia Brady. I always fancied Jan.
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.
As a man i dont mind small boobs, but if you look anorexic it puts me off.
guns and everything like them should be Illegal the world would be a much better place
Die