Prestonian here awhile back I met this nice white dude and I ain’t gay but this guy was cool except when he did my move on me (the Presto Change-o) where he pretended he was gonna be on bottom then jumped up pushed me down and forced me to bottom. After I did asked him if he wanted to have dinner or a drink and he said something very insulting to me that really hurt my feeling (“I don’t dine with n******!”)

Today he texted me and said he’s sorry and he missed me so I decided to meet him again. I went to his motel (he married) and when I got there he hugged and kissed me tenderly and started rubbing my c*** through my pants. I thought aight cool I’m gonna f*** this crackers a** wooo! Just then he say “alright n***** you’re gonna give me that sweet a** again” and he pushed me down and jammed it in and started going wild on the Prestonian.

While he’s going he’s making comments like n*****, you like that, uh uh, oh yeah, take it n***** and on and on.

Right then I got an idea and tried to push a fart out to get this cracker back for slapping and saying all those unkind and disrespecting words and as he’s c****** in my asshoe I’m pushing then it pushes his d*** out but the only bad thing is it pushed a greasy old turd out too and it landed on his foot.

I thought I’d never hear the end of it. He called me everything but a white man at that time. Then he left. I texted him but didn’t hear back. What should I do Simply fam? I’m in love with this racist m***********.

Simply,
The Prestonian

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