Some guy just gave me rectal chlamydia... and he told me he has had unprotected sex with 5 other people before me. I really hope I don’t end up with a

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Some guy just gave me rectal chlamydia… and he told me he has had unprotected s** with 5 other people before me. I really hope I don’t end up with a serious infection like HIV or Syphilis.

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

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