To: I am very tall and always hated calcium. Now I’m crippled and impotent.
Me: Wait until they are getting to the point of o***** and then bang on the wall with your fist, or a bowl, or something like that and listen to them suddenly stop, right at that moment, when it’s almost too late, to do anything about it.
Have yor laugh at their expense and think that he will be walking around with a limp d*** for a bit and totally strung up like a kite, because he did not get his rocks off.
Sorry about your condition.
Calcium input, in life, is important to avoid brittle bones, although by the sounds of it, it was something which was going to happen to you, sooner or later.
Hope you can find a modern cure, so that you regain your earlier active lifestyle, without risk.
Best Wishes, Merry Christmas……..