Hi y’all. Prestonian here. It’s almost Christmas and I’m lonely. I wish I had a man to hold in my arms (and slam his lily white cheeks) and eat dinner with. I’d even leave a (modest) tip because it’s Christmas and all.

Y’all probably think the Prestonian is a bad guy because I slam waiters cheeks so often but I’m just a lonely guy who wants my n***** c*** sucked or fucked and a nice meal. Merry Christmas you cocksuckers.