I really like this girl I know who plays guitar in a stoner metal band, she’s hot as hell and a total badass. I’ve started hanging out with her and her friends but I’ve just found out that she’s a lesbian and she has a bit of a reputation for getting all different girls all the time and isn’t interested in men at all. Just my f****** luck, I wish I’d found out sooner before I got such a crush on her because I keep fantasizing about her all the time but I know I’ll never have a chance with her now.

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