Sing it with Mr F■CK CANADA! Say it loud now, F■CK CANADA! again! F■CK CANADA!
So this guy Dave Larson from windsor ontario is the best random hook up ever. He has a beautiful d*** and can last for what seems like forever. He eats p**** like a champ and he loves sucking my toes while we have s**. I would so love to be his gf except he is 43 and I’m 16
Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique!
** then proceeds to blow a hole through the wall and your head**
-Optimus Primer.
