Eggs have gone up in price, but there is good news. We can make a trade. Slice off both your ears for 6 eggs. Or the heart of your grandma for 12. -Evil

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Eggs have gone up in price, but there is good news.
We can make a trade.
Slice off both your ears for 6 eggs.
Or the heart of your grandma for 12.
-Evil Easter Bunny.

New Confession

Recently milos was out of slavic Europe, he wouldnt reccomend it.
In sh ithole Canada, fucken hellhole, total assrug country.
Milos saw a poor excuse of a weak skinny man with a man bun. Fucken disgrace. Rip that shi t off.
Man bun it tis only for eastern European brutes and alpha males not fucken queer men who carry a purse.
Grabbed him by the ponytail and ripped that fucken bun off. If you ever see a poser or hipster with a man bun Milos give you permission to de scalp em.
-The Adventures of man bun milos.

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My sensors indicate you are gay.
My programming is absolute.
Verdict.
You are into D I C K S

-Super Gay Giant Robot.