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I am running for president because I love America. I love you and I want to help you live your best life now. Vote for me and I will never steal your money or fornicate with your daughters. I need your money, your vote, and your blind obedience. Thank you for believing in me.

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Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie. -Night at the museum.

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Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie. -Night at the museum.

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