I challenge any straight man to take my backsnatch for a spin and if you’re not 100% satisfied and it doesn’t feel better than a frontsnatch I’ll pay you $5 or a $10 Starbucks gift card. That’s the Corvallus Guarantee™
Any takers? The alligator fuckhouse is wide open tomorrow and Friday. Saturday my man Broomstick Byron will be stopping by for a quick dicking but otherwise I’m free.
Hmu on BBRT
CORVALLUS
