I hate corvallus and other sick homos who s*** and ride big throbbing boners and take Footlong Dongs up their shitpipes while listening to hot and rhythmic techno music and drinking tasty fruit based cocktails until the wee hours in the morning.

I hate them because that kind of thing gets my b**** bouncing like a 64 Impala with hydraulics on Dayton wire rims and white wall tires!!!!

Homophobic Guy™