I wish I could get to f*** a thin woman just once in my life. All I’ve ever had is fat chicks, and I’m sure all my friends just assume I’m a chubby chaser. But the truth is, I f*** fat girls because they’re the only ones who are ever willing. It’s either f*** a fatass or j******* yet again. This has caused me to develop a fetish for skinny girls over the years. Just once before I die, I want to know what it’s like to be with a woman who isn’t jiggly and gross and covered in cellulite. It probably won’t ever happen for me because thin girls can take their pick of men, and I most definitely can’t compete with most other men. I’m probably lucky to get anything at all.