I told my doctor a wrong height and weight and pretended I'm not underweight. He complimented how perfect my BMI is. Now my anorexic inner voice says I

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I told my doctor a wrong height and weight and pretended I’m not underweight. He complimented how perfect my BMI is. Now my anorexic inner voice says I obviously can’t be skinny if my doctor doesn’t see I am.

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