Verizon wireless is trying to collect $120 i owe them. when they called today I pass for someone else and told them that I had died. she asked for the day

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Verizon wireless is trying to collect $120 i owe them. when they called today I pass for someone else and told them that I had died. she asked for the day to put in the records and offered condolences. I idn’t mind the lie because I really want to die for real.

New Confession

I was roller skating around liberty city today in my short shorts and a skimpy tank top.

Was fishing for BBC’s and saw a group of young bucks hanging in front of a house. I noticed them looking at me so I rolled by and asked them if they were interested in my muffin aka my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH.

They didn’t understand what I was saying and kept asking me if I wanted some rock I said heck yeah I could use a rock hard BBC between my tender white buns!

Finally they understood what I meant and this is when they got violent and started beating me unmercifully.

As soon as I could I skated out of there and I’m starting to not like these NIGGERSS ANYMORE! Not a single one of those lazy worthless NIGGARS EVEN BUTTFUCKED ME!!! Just punches and kicks mostly.

CORVALLUS B NIGGERHATER

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