On your knees soldier, the way to a promotion is getting my rifle up your p*********!
Military Morrison 🪖
Sometimes I just go into the washroom, Grab a shitt and eat it.
Jeeves the creepy Janitor
i didnt know my partner had a girlfriend when i asked him out 3 years ago. he said yes and broke things off with her. he says he felt trapped in their relationship and that it was almost over anyway, but i feel guilty. they were long distance for over 2 years and only met in person for the first time a few months before i came into the picture. now we talk about getting married and i fear one day i will lose him the same way i gained him.
