On the 2nd day of Halloween my true love gave to me… 2 double bladed swords to slice you in half.
Demon Kane
Fuckk you, Jonesy. Tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some f*****’ KFC.
Shoresy #69
My cousin Emily has enormous t***. About 10 years ago back in Wales we got drunk and somehow or other, at one point I commented on how much they must weigh, she took them out, and I just instinctively cupped one and “weighed” it. That was all, is was just a laugh. But I still j******* thinking about that to this day. I wish we still talked tbh -Chris
